Chapter 2
After cleaning up and making sure everything was in order Mise made his way home to his Uncle Ironsides’ house. His uncle was the local scrap yard owner and was known for collecting unique and weird things. He was older man with the same black and white hair as his nephew and a beard to match. He was also well built, due to his job in the scrap metal industry. Mise went inside the home and set his stuff down. He went around out back to find his uncle tinkering with something very big under a tarp.
“Hey Uncle Ironsides, I’m back.” Said Mise as he walked past the piles of scrap metal “Hey there Mise, how was your first day at your new position, or job, or whatever it is you call it?” Asked Mise’s uncle. “It was, interesting, to say the least, but enjoyable nonetheless. I think I’m really going to enjoy working for these girls.” Mise said this earned him a curious look from his uncle.
“Wait, you didn’t say anything about girls let alone more than one, how many are we talking here?” asked Uncle Ironsides “Two and why is it such a big deal that my clients are girls.” asked Mise, getting slightly defensive. “I’m just looking out for you is all, I just don’t want to see you go through what happened last time.” His uncle said in a somber tone.
Earlier that year
Mise was just getting ready to clean up after a long day of cleaning and organizing his parent’s restaurant basement storage. As he was heading back down to turn off lights he felt someone grab his shoulder. He turned around and came face to face with his long time crush and equally long time family friend, Crystal Waters.
Crystal lured Mise into the kitchen and asked him to help her with something, to which Mise obliged. When they were both in the kitchen, crystal closed the door behind them. Then proceed to try and seduce Mise, whose crush she was well aware of.
It proved not difficult at all. But just as they were about to go all in, the door suddenly swung open to reveal Mise’s and Crystal’s parents. Crystal quickly began throwing Mise under the bus and falsely accusing him trying to rob her as well as have his way with her.
Mise was completely shocked, but was swiftly taken down to the police station for questioning and held out of suspicion. He was later released, but by then the damage had been done and his parents made arrangements to pull him out of school and send him to live with his uncle in Canterlot.
“Uncle Ironsides, I thought we had been over this already. I’m not the same pushover I was back then. Besides the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence. But let's not forget her...but seriously I candle myself, although Vinyl might be a bit of a handful” Mise said as shivered at yet another memory from his past.
Mise was now visibly depressed, angered, and shaken. The thoughts of his past combined with as he thought about how the person he had known for so many years turned on him and in turn ruined his life back home were starting to overwhelm him. Seeing this, Mise’s uncle tried to calm down his nephew “Mise, listen to me, I know you’re not the same type of person you were back then, but that doesn’t stop me from worrying.” Uncle Ironsides said.
“I know, but I just can’t get over what she did to me.” Mise said “I understand Mise, but the past is in the past. That reminds me I have something for you.” Mise’s uncle said trying to change the subject. “Really, what is it?” asked Mise, now excited by the thought of a gift from his eccentric uncle
Mise’s uncle walked over to the large object he was tinkering with earlier. “This!” said Uncle Ironsides as he pulled the tarp away to reveal a large metallic vehicle, with a large turret gun on top and tread tracks on either side. “Is that what I think it is?” said Mise completely in awe at what his uncle was showing him.
“You bet it is, it’s a vintage, fully functioning, Panzer IV tank!” his uncle said very “A...And, you’re just going to give it to me, just like that?” asked Mise, still in shock. “Well how else are going to get around? Just as long as 'you know who' doesn't find out you're good” asked Uncle Ironsides.
Mise said nothing, and just stood there staring, at what was essentially, his new car. “Well I’ll let you two get acquainted, I’ll be inside if you need me.” Uncle Ironsides said as he went inside “Yeah…yeah…sure…sure.” Mise said as he just waved his hand in the air almost as if he were in trance.
Mise spent the rest of the day fooling around with his new tank, playing around with the controls, and even learning how to drive it. “Mise, it’s time to come inside, you start at your new school in the morning.” Mise’s uncle called from inside the house
“Ugh, do I have to. I’m not done trying out my tank.” Mise whined “Mise if you don’t come in here, I’m going to stuff you in that gun barrel and you can fly to school tomorrow.” Uncle Ironsides said “Fine, I’ll be right in. Just give me a minute.” Mise said.
The next morning Mise got up early to get both himself and his tank ready for school. His uncle had contacted Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna about allowing his nephew to drive the tank to school. At first they were very hesitant, but after Uncle Ironsides explained that it was decommissioned and the machine guns and other small weaponry had been removed already, they gave in.
After getting dressed and having breakfast, Mise went outside and climbed in the tank. His uncle showed him how to drive and maneuver it, so he felt fairly comfortable driving it to school. “Alright Uncle Ironsides, I’m off to school. See you later.” Mise said as he started up the panzer.
“Alright Mise, I’ll see you then. Try not to hit too many cars on the way there.” Uncle Ironsides joked. And with that Mise set off for school, cruising down the road singing to himself as he did so.
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He got a mother fucking tank to drive to school on his first day .... AWESOME!!!!!!
6542883 yeah, some people drive buicks, other drive nissans, he drives a panzer.
LOL a tank!
6542891 hell ya!!
Omg a freaking tank A FREAKING TANK.....Respect.
You don't mess with mise
6542927 nope or his uncle for that matter
6542958 [youtube=www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtwJvgPJ9xw]
6543014 that's exactly what was playing in my head as I wrote this
6543034 knew it
6543052 I also had this playing on my laptop. I was going to write this into the story as having play on a speaker system on the tank but decided not to.
6543069 very excellence choose my good sir/madam
6543091 I certainly thought so. but you know the phrase "crossing the line", well I realized that I'm literally ON the line metaphorical line and I decided to not over step my boundaries just yet, maybe later when I become more situated
6543106 good choose there get better then start to get out of your comfort zone
*sees tank drive by* TIGER TANK!!!
*runs to radio* Orders sir!?!
I'll have one burger, extra ketchup, extra mustard, and hold the mayo.
Me: WRONG CHANNEL! *Recalibrates* ORDERS SIR!?!
Commander: Extra Ketchup, Extra Mustard, HOLD THE MAYO!!!
Me: *Salutes* YES SIR!!! *Pops out of trench with giant ketchup bottle* EXTRA KETCHUP, EXTRA MUSTARD!!!
Friend: *Lifts giant jar of mayo* Hold The Mayo!
Commander: Unleash the condiments!
Me: With relish...*Pulls trigger* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6543117 I mean something like that is well within my comfort zone, its just that I'm the newest author, and the last thing I want is to be stepping on anyone's toes or whatever. when I rise up the totem pole more then I'll start throwing more crazy stuff in but for right now I rather not rock the boat
6543159 that it a fair point and you are doing great with your story so far just do what you want to do with your story but make it line up with the others and to boost your confidence have a Mustache
Okay, I´m actually interessted to see, what kind of problems he is about to get because of that panzer.
Like I said, It's a pity that it looks like love at first sight, but he has himself good under control, and has no serious "I have to get her...I have to get her....I have to get her" Moment.
Not sure how to say this, because someties I think it isn´t something that unlikely, but you already assured me, that he is going to get a nice personality at least.
6543276 yeah, I want it to be weird but not so crazy that it doesn't work with the series. And I already have a mustache, but I'll that one too thanks anyway
6544714 you are very welcome
6543749 oh its gonna be circus. I plan on writing and probably publishing the next chapter when I get home from work today. I do a lot of plot thinking, so to speak when I'm at work. And while I wanted to write a romantic comedy I didn't want it to be "man sees girl, man gets in girl's pants" I wanted it to slowly build up to that but not too slow. I wanted it to have structure, so to speak
Canterlot High just got more interesting.
6550770 you got that right. and the next chapter isn't going to be the last we see of this behemoth
I was wondering where he got the tank in the other stories...anyways,Excellent chapter!
I dunno whether anyone else has told you, but the link no longer works.
Enjoying the story so far though. It's giving me ideas...