• Member Since 8th Aug, 2015
  • offline last seen Jan 1st, 2019

IMNOTHERE889


My stories and account will remain here. You can take my stories and concepts and add onto/continue them. I don't want to be associated with this site anymore. See ya! It's been fun!

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A lot can happen in 1000 words. Equestria could blow up as the Zebra's find a cure for Cancer. A pneumatic toy or whatever can become sentient and cuddle all of Equestria into oblivion. I am here to tell you how fast paced stories can make a heck of a lot happen.

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Comments ( 29 )

BWHAHA! Oh, sweet Luna, must...stop...laughing! Some grammar and plot issues but m-HAHA! DEAR LULU THIS STORY WAS HILARIOUS!

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Glad to hear it! Maybe one day I'll clear up the plot.
One day.

I'm honestly unsure if I should vote up or down. :applejackconfused:

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Then put it on randomizer.

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Oh, the sack?

Sorry, I used it as feul for the fire. It can get really cold in my concrete bunker.

... Well... That was... Interesting... CANCA! :rainbowlaugh:

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Indeed.
Canca is much deadlier than Cancer. Just some food for thought.

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YOU IDIOT!! If we don't replace the sack now, a black hole made of goodness will form!!!

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Oh dear. Then the world will be good and NORMAL!
That will be unbearable

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Yes. And we, along with the entire brony population, will cease to exist! The world will revolve around social norms and nobody will dare break the mold!

Basically, it's Discord's nightmare.

6785616 OH DEAR LORD SMOOZE.
I'll go find another sack. That is, if I manage to get out of my concrete bunker in time.

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That's the thing. The BHOG forms wherever the sack was destroyed.

6785646 Well then. I'm doomed. In that case, go on! Find a sack! Save us all from normality!

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NO. *whips out sonic screwdriver and reverses polarity of black hole* There. It now sucks up all bad things.

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Will it suck up One Direction? Please tell me it will suck up One Direction.

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YES!!! FINALLY THEY CAN LEAVE!!! IVE WAITED FOR THIS FOR SO LONG -
oh yeah, lets not forget the homophobes!!

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Eh. The world could do with less homophobes. Or none at all.
Maybe even remove the Kardashians while its at it.

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And...

It's finished. Everything bad is gone! Now world peace is actually an achievable goal!

6785783 Hurrah! Slow internet is no more!

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And everybody's a brony, so we finally don't have to hide it from our families!

6785995 I shall burn my closet.

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And replace it with a flashy display pedestal with multicolored spotlights shining on it.

6807493 ooohhh, Yeeeeesss! And have a little robot breakdancing on top!

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I'm not sure what's more random: the story or your conversation. Or both.

7212004 merge them together like a ship adopt! That ought to work.
That conversation X this story OTP 5evah plz

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