• Member Since 18th Feb, 2012
  • offline last seen November 16th



Sometimes, a mare has to do what a mare has to do. And sometimes... Pinkie Pie!

In direct response to Princess Celestia Hates tea by Skywriter who had the idea that inspired this.

Also made into a comic by a certain talent who is not me:

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 52 )

Haa! I just finished reading Princess Celestia Hates Tea and found this - hilarious ending. That is so... Pinkie Pie, to the next level. I could so see this - and the original story - being featured as an episode (or two) of the show. Well done.

Grammar problems abound, but not a bad response to Celestia Hates Tea. I could see Pinkie doing something like this.

Lol very funny and very pinkie:pinkiehappy:

Pinkie Pie to the rescue!:pinkiehappy:

Now I can finally stop worrying about the eternal suffering of Celestia! It's a Christmas miracle! :yay:

i didnt get the first story and i dont get this story either:ajbemused: :facehoof:

I could care less for the grammar and shape of the story, I love it! <3

Stay strong, you brave crusader for sweetness! Somepony needs to!

Very nice. :pinkiehappy:

...Never liked tea myself- *crucified*

Almost thought this was a chapter in the same story. Not bayud.

Sugar corpse...Ohhh the unfortunate implications! :pinkiecrazy:

Is it bad that when I pictured Mad Scientist!Pinkie, I also saw Pumpkin and Pound dressed as lab assistants? :pinkiecrazy:

This was a perfect response to "Celestia Hates Tea" :pinkiehappy::trollestia:
But I thought you'd like that gold leaf porcelain tea service? dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Luna_apple.png


This. This is going into the story right now

EDIT: And done.

Note to self. Give this a polish later.

And that's how Celestia got Type 2 Diabetes! :pinkiehappy:
Maybe next time she'll tell us how Equestria was made! :pinkiehappy:


Well it was specifically designed with alicorn constitution in mind. By Pinkie Pie... :pinkiehappy:

Hurray for Comrade Pinkie! She is a true Communist mare! Just kidding! But I liked the Soviet Russia reference!:pinkiehappy:

And then, on her way back home, Comrade Pinkie went on to stop a meteor from crashing into Equestria, Deliver a baby, went surfing through space, stop by the "Rocket to Insanity" universe where she prevented Rainbow Dash from making a horrible mistake by knocking the cake knife out of her hoof, and helped Twilight kick her coffee addiction. Damn that mare is awesome!

Very nice. I quite like the idea of Pinkie being a covert anti-tea, even if I like tea myself (quite a lot).

Keep writans! :twilightsmile:


-So "the land after the ponies"? Also, shouldn't this be capitalized?

-(Cut out a block of spelling and punctuation corrections, here, PMed them to you.)

with a ding a single sugar cube popped out of the apparatus.
-Let me guess, she saw through Celestia's facade and managed to compress all the sugar-rush and sweetness of the entire order (minus loses to scattering it carelessly about the room) into that one cube and is going to prove that ANYTHING can taste good with enough sugar in it?

-(Cut a few more here, they were included in the same PM)

and raised a long sharp implement striking hard and fast
-Cutting open a freshness seal? And this needs a period at the end.

If she got angry they might think it was unlike her too get angry and put her in anger management therapy. If she laughed they might start a prank season all over Equestria.
-Ah yes, the futility of being a slave to public opinion.

"What?" The Princess of the sun
-Sun (probably)

"I have come to aid you comrade." Pinkie pie

"And it is guaranteed to absorb and replace the flavour of anything it is added to." Pinkie Pie explained patiently.
-Ah! Absorbing! Even better!

shuddering in horror as the thought of a thousand years of terror made her shiver in empathy.
-The imaginary scene from the start?

She whispered and planted a kiss on the princesses

the token Pinkie gave her rolling tot

And in her dreams The Pinkie Sugar Corpse

-So will Pinkie be setting up a regular supply line for when those run out, or can Celestia figure out how to manufacture them herself? Because 127 is a 41 day supply at 3 a day, and it probably won't even last that long if she needs one per cup rather than one per meal. Then again, now that she has some hope, 41 days might be enough for Celestia to plan something that would allow her to change things without causing problems.


Thank you so very much. These things are a mind numbing pain for me to catch.

The only thing I didn't change was:

five thousand pounds of sugar

you suggested removing 'of'. The sentence sounds weird without that. I can't give you a better reason then that. I really should look up English grammar one of these days. (Yes I am writing by feel in a second language and getting most things right. XD)

How would you like a free story of your choice? No promises on length. XD


Yes Postaponiptia is land after ponies. She was a sugar hunting monster in a grimderp sugarless future...

The first scene is something I like to call a Chechov's daydream. Good catch on the reference.

I have no idea what happens next.

Celestia organizes an underground revolution and topples the government?

Pinkie Pie's Grimderp Stories
...sounds like a great series, if i was anywhere near a competent writer i would do this


The only thing I didn't change was:
five thousand pounds of sugar
-Go back one "of" for the one I was actually suggesting you remove.

How would you like a free story of your choice? No promises on length. XD
-Hmmm.... how are you on writing non-cloppy romance? Preferably but not necessarily romance that is shown to be developing SLOWLY? I write my own stuff, but have a weakness in that area, and could use a co-writer for those aspects of one of my stories. Otherwise, can I take it in pre-reading when I have a need? I am not so much worried about technical details as characterization.


Sounds reasonable either way. I do ok on empathy but lack the perseverance to write long things at a reasonable pace.

I think I needed to read this a couple times before it finally sank in, but this... THIS... this is the perfect chain to Princess Celestia Hates Tea. You have done well my young writer. Very well indeed.

I just hope Skywriter doesn't get too mad. I didn't exactly ask for permission. :raritywink:

I really should one of these days...:twilightsmile:

This is awesome. :pinkiehappy:

Now imagine Celestia sneaking out in a cat suit along with Pinkie and sabotaging tea supplies with massive amounts of sugar or maybe going up against the "Alicorn of Tea" or something as the FINAL BAWS. :pinkiecrazy:

Anyway this is an awesome story and I love it. :rainbowkiss:


Ack! No sequels! Too many projects! :pinkiecrazy:

Breaking news! The Solar Schorcher Suddenly Strikes Stalliongrad Shipping! Hater of tea, implicated in the recent attempt to deteaify Celestia strikes again. Tons of tea swapped for ginger ale powder. More news at eleven.:pinkiehappy:

If you wrote it, I would read it harder than the Kenneth Star report.


Maybe once I'm done with one of my other non-pony stories.

I'm slow to update as it is.

Ah ha! I liked this one. Slight nitpick, in PCHT, the elements were all in Canterlot having just returned from a diplomatic mission or something.

Was the Pinkie Pie here a tie in with Contraptionology?


TWO weeks for a reply? Daaang. :P

Not a tie in for Contraptionology but if you got a plot bunny write it. XD

Thenitpick... I might have to edit in a mention of that at some point. Thanks!


Not really, just the idea of concentrating five thousand pounds of sugar into 127 little cubes seems very contraptionological to me. I mean:

The sight that revealed itself before her when she knocked and entered was right out of a Frankenstallion novel. Crystal beakers everywhere, mysterious bubbling liquids and arcs of electricity zapping ominously. In the center of it all stood Pinkie Pie wearing a pink stained lab coat and looming next to the switch of an odd chemo-electric contraption.

So I wondered if it was a deliberate nod to it. (That said, I am dangerously close to accepting contraptionologist Pinkie as headcanon.)


Oh great. Just what I need before going on a seven month long hiatus. More Plot bunnies. :pinkiesad2:

If she got angry they might think it was unlike her too get angry and put her in anger management therapy. If she laughed they might start a prank season all over Equestria.

I love this. It really shows the trouble Celestia has to deal with as she's become an embodiment of Equestria itself.

And nightmares about hordes of tea? Poor Celly.

I didn't like this story but it took some time for me to notice why. Pinkie was turned into a Mary Sue.

She excels in all that she does, single hoofedly solves everything, everypony likes her and accepts everything she does with a smile.

It's a very short story, so there is not much space for the plot to go back and forth, but I do believe it would have been a much more entertaining tale if Pinkie suffered setbacks during it. Perhaps her machine didn't work the first try; perhaps the Cake babies managed to get out and do some mischief; perhaps Mrs. Cake grilled Pinkie over ordering a huge amount of sugar on the bakery's tab; perhaps a guard caught up with her and she had to flee while invading Canterlot Castle; something to break her perfect streak of, sincerely, boring successes.


You're welcome to feeling that way.

I felt after al the crude Celestia went through in the original, that this sweetly balanced it out.

This fic needs more views. I mean, we all know that "Princess Celestia hates tea" has gotten a lot of press. And while it might just be the EqD page that I think of, I just can't vision "Rocket to Insanity" without its heartwarming alternate ending.

Come on everypony! There's a comic on deviant art being made right now! Let's bring this thing up!


This reaction is cliche, I know. I don't care:

This sequel was SO!! AWESOOOME!! /):rainbowkiss:(\

The last descendant the sugar tribe


Technically its a tribute sine i cannot recall if i ever asked/got permission.:scootangel:

4997119 I endorse this and give a hearty approval.:pinkiehappy:


Valid opinio but remember this is a fluff story. Hell it even has an obligatory blatant fourth wall breakimg moment.

if you look deeper to spot the actual hint of conflict yet if I wrote it this would have never been finished.*

*For a given value of finished. No betas were harmed in making this fictio .

Ahh, I feel better after reading this. I had felt so bad for Celestia in the previous story, but now we have a solution! The previous story gave me a 'for want of a nail, a kingdom destroyed' vibe. If society could collapse due to a single beings preferences in drinks? Well... I'm just a bit irked by that! I liked the story though, Thanks!:pinkiegasp:


And so it begins.... SCIENCE for every foal, child and larva.


Anyways I don't spend a lot of time on fimfiction these days aside from the time it takes to download a story someone recced and then imedeately flush the ram so my tabled toesn't croak. So If I don't reply? It's because it takes a0 seconds or more for apges on fimfiction to load... and thus I avoid this place... till i buy a new computer.

This made me happy :pinkiesmile:

Way to go Pinkie! :pinkiehappy:

Until somepony made "Princess Celestia Hates Tea" into a comic, I totally had mis-remembering this as the actual ending of Skywriter's "Princess Celestia Hates Tea". :twilightsheepish:

I consider this as the "true ending", it's way more uplifting. :twilightsmile:

5772025 Well, its not really an alternate ending, so much as a continuation. Until Skywriter rewrites the fic or something, there's nothing preventing this story from being the aftermath.

Call forth the Revolution! Let the streets run brown with the tea of the oppressed!

Login or register to comment