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Majin Syeekoh


We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

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Discord has been given the privilege of coming up with a defense plan against Changelings.

There's just one problem.

He has no idea what they look like.


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Huh.
Okay, that was funny.
Totally agree with the unnamed changeling, by the way.

I enjoy this.

oh come on! we're not that bad looking!

*Chuckle chuckle* Brilliant :pinkiehappy:

be careful what you say discord the queen has ears everywhere.

I agree with the Librarian. Obviously, the Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony is incapable of comprehending the transcendent beauty of our Queen!

Or maybe it was a photo of her in the morning before the coffee.

6519665 That sounds like a fanfiction.

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"Yeah well, you're not good looking either."

They look like the unholy spawn of fruit flies and Gouda cheese. Can there be any better description? :ajsmug:

I don't quite get this story, is the joke the changeling species appearance?

I suppose he couldn’t handle the majesty of our Queen.

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

... Is that it?

Sorry, Syeekoh, but this one fell flat for me. I'm just not seeing the humor.

I feel like there must be something I missed here, as I don't get the joke.

Amm

Huh. Well it's certainly a story.

6519859 Omg, that picture, it makes me lol so hard. :rainbowlaugh:

And then what happened?

That was random funny..:moustache:

“Discord,” Celestia asked after she took a sip of tea,

Did she? Because it does not look like she asked anything.

Discord does not know what he is talking about.
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Our Queen is hella adorable.
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How can anyone not love this?
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She is the most beautiful creature on Earth.
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Discord, however, is just a piled on mish-mash of everything but the kitchen sink. No, wait, there is the kitchen sink behind that hideous tail of his. That disgusting chimera is just an un— Aargh! Discord! What are you doing? Please, no!

SNAP! Z-Z-ZAP!

...

"Aww, look at that, Neko, somehow you changed into a newt. Too bad. Bwa-ha-ha-ha— Wait... that means I have to finish this comment. Oh, well."

~KBO.:twilightsmile:

Unfortunately, Discord found a picture of Chrysalis... spawning.

And I don't mean clop.

Anyone else remember that horrifying story where baby changelings bulged out of those holes in her legs? God knows I'd destroy a whole library if I had to see that.

I don't blame Discord. :moustache:

Hey, Chryssie brings sexy back, the ponies and Discord clearly have no taste if they shun such beauty and magnificence.

Cya
Raziel-chan

Well now that's a bit unfair. I really don't think that changelings are ugly at all.

I just find it funny how he just sits there admiring the horrificness. For as beautiful as Queen Cheeselegs can be in the right light, at the right angle, and from a distance before she gets her morning coffee (with just a dash of joy) she is one of the most horrific sights to behold.

6519564 Changeling mum has got it going on

She isn't so hideous.
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