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Sailor_Pluto


You know what they say. When life gives you lemons, sell all of your grandma's jewelry and go clubbin'.

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Twilight and Rainbow have been drinking buddies for quite some time now. Every Friday, they go out to a bar for a couple of hours and forget the troubles of the day.

But on this particular Friday, Rainbow's being even more of an ass than usual. So Twilight does what any sane pony would have done in this situation:

Smacks her friend in the face as hard as she can with a dictionary.


Rated Teen for language and a very drunk Rainbow Dash.

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Comments ( 12 )

What exactly was Rainbow Dash saying to annoy Twilight into smashing her face with a dictionary in the first place?

6516740 It's Rainbow Dash. Maybe Twilight hit her because she kept trying to boost her ego.

6516810 Actually, yes. That's it.

6516852 Wait wait wait.... I was right about something?! I feel so happy! :rainbowkiss:

The fact that I can actually see this happening in Equestria makes it even funnier.

That was weird, but awesome. Now I want to see Twilight throw down with a book...In fact, I can't believe the writers haven't had Twilight use a book as a weapon yet. It seems so obvious now.

But off topic, good story. Simple, but fun. Thank you.

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Twilight sort of already did that in Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep. She attacked the overgrown Tantabus with a flock of flying books.

Although I get what your saying, it would be kinda cool to see Twilight knock Tirek down with a magically enlarged book or give Starlight Glimmer the slap to the face with one of her books filled with equality.

The story itself was a fun read for me at 1am when I should be sleeping.

It's about time Twilight threw the book at her.

DO I LOOK ANGRY!?

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