I'm gonna (X) myself, no matter what I do!

by Pickleless

You're never gonna bring me down!..

Adagio blinked as she found herself on stage again.

"What the?.." She scowled.

"We're here to let you know, that we won't let it go! Our music is a dog that's about to blow!" Sunset sang.

"Uhhh..." Adagio scrunched her face in confusion.

Suddenly, a hoard of small dogs making strange ticking noises started rushing towards the dazzlings.

"AH!!!" Adagio recoiled back.

"And you can try to fight-"

Sunset was cut off as all the dogs exploded at once.

Author's Note:

Okay, I'm done now.

Comments

[mlpsuperfan]

Our friendship is a car and it's about to blow! (Vinyl's car explodes, all of the Rainbooms die)

[MoldyShishkabob]

"Our music's a crowd that's about to grow!"
*People stampede in from everywhere and trample the Dazzlings*

(… I didn't have any, uh, better ideas for growing things. Other than plants, but that's even more boring. D:)

[CuttlefishDreamer]

Oh my goodness, I can't stop laughing! XD This was just so insane, I can't even...
Hehe, this certainly earned the dark comedy tags. Seriously, I was laughing heartily from the very first loop. Wonderful work!

"I'm gonna burn myself, no matter what I do!"
Twilight pulled out a tank of gasoline, and dumped it all on herself. Pinkie proceeded to throw a lit match on her.
"AND IF WE'RE BURNING YEAH, I WANT YOU TO BE TRUE TO YOU!" She screamed, running around.

Seriously

"I'm gonna squeak myself~!" Twilight giggled, "no matter what I do!"
Sunset watched in complete horror as twilight somehow stretched her hand around her entire waist, and squeezed.
A squeak noise similar to a chew toy came out of Twilight as she squirted some sort of soapy liquid out of her mouth.
"AUUUUGH!!!" A student screamed. "THE SOAP, IT BURNS MY FLESH!"
Twilight started sliding around on the floor squirting flesh eating liquid at everyone.

I CAN'T.

"I'm gonna eat myself, no matter what I do!"
Sunset watched.
Slowly.

I. CANNOT. BREATH.

[Emperor]

And then this was even more random.

[StarChaser01]

I... I can't... Oh God... I can't... I just,,, Stop... Please... I... I can't... I can't breathe...

[Harms Way]

This is the most hilarious story I've read in a long time!

[CuttlefishDreamer]

Not to double-comment, but if someone ever creates audio for this, I would so totally animate it.
(Also, that song is stuck in my head! Arrgh! xD)

[cheesegal]

Please make more chapters

[meerkat8472]

You should do one for human Twilight. Something like repeating 'Release the Magic' over and over until she surrenders and takes Sunset's hand.

[cerealkiller78]

Our music is a clown and it's about to clown!
(Clown bursts onto the stage and starts barfing up more clowns)
You should write another chapter for unleash the... (x)

[Opponent]

What-if: What if Elements were powered by Chaos, not Harmony. (not 'EVIL', mind, but neutral Chaos).

[Craine]

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Yep.

[Kersey475]

This story is hilarious, but that picture of Sunset just creeps me out

[Jakomi of the Rose]

6496583 She just wants to exit through the portal...

[Dusty Old Qrow]

So, I guess it's kinda like Family Guy, it's only funny if you let it be...

[InsertAuthorHere]

Everyone, it's time to close FimFiction down. We are not going to top this one. Nothing shall ever be more gloriously random and insane than what we have just witnessed.

[Pickleless]

6500392
I'm flattered, especially since I spent like 20 minutes on this.
6500411
I'm sad, but not really all that sad because I spent like 20 minutes on this.
6500471
I'm very flattered, very especially since I like 20 minutes on this.

[ScopeEva]

Damn. I wonder what happened to Luna then when she was hit? Makes sense it couldn't do anything to Discord, probably took it all in his stride.

[Gapeagle]

But can the dogs explode twice?

[Griseus]

Clever.

[Pickleless]

6507006
Thank you.
Thank you for understanding this pain.

[Frission]

This was utterly insane, and I love it.

[nioniosbbbb]

How is this even a story?

[TheFanficFanPony]

This didn't make sense, and I loved every bit.

[Pickleless]

6508215
I know right? The lack of quality FIMfiction will accept is terrible. I've also heard from a reliable source that the author didn't even proofread it before posting this. What a lazy bum.

[nioniosbbbb]

6508692 Herp derp. You should see my "Discord's Singing" fic.

[FanOfMostEverything]

Tempting. Headcanon considered at the very least. It's certainly a harmonic way of dealing with problems.

[Hclegend]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ AND WHY AM I PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING?

[jazzie366 FLUFFKIN]

6516004 ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
I have a question for you.

[xStellar_Bubbles]

I have no idea what just happened.

But I liked it.

[SCP Pinkamena]

It hurts to think because of this....

[Bushman]

I haven't laughed like this for years. You sir, deserve an oscar.

[Headlock1_0]

6500775 And one more time! You only spent like 20 minutes on this!

[CookieDo]

6556117 I like your user image. Imagine sunset doing that face. That would describe the entire story.

[Phantom Shadow]

I can't stop laughing!! Thanks, mate! I really needed a good laugh!
Well done!!

[silverMEGAlicorn]

The LAUGHTER! IT BURNS!!!!!

[kooarbiter]

we wont go, we're here to let you know: our music is a blood stain that smells like play-dough

suddenly they all started to bleed red clay

[BronyBlazeFire]

Crazyness my friend. pure crazyness,

[xv22shasokais]

Take all my wat.
Take them all.
TAKE ALL THEM WATS!

[The Great Derpsby]

Could've been worse.

Could've been a different kind of blow.

[hawthornbunny]

Oh my god, take my follow. XD

[Shimmer Shy]

Oh my gosh, I laughed so hard. Lol, nice story.

[Nikkori]

We're here to let you know, that we won't let it go. Our music is a God and it's about to snow!

*God appears and dumps Snowdrop's tears everywhere*

FUUUUUUUUUUU-

[cerealkiller78]

Do another chapter for "You better believe I've got "X" up my sleeve."
"I've got Rick up my sleeve..." Does a rick-roll.
"I've got Bicks up my sleeve..." Pulls out a jar of pickles.
"I've got ticks up my sleeve..." pulls up sleeve and her arm is covered in them.
"I've got Nick up my sleeve..." Tiny Nick Fury pops out from her sleeve, and says in a high pitched voice. "Wondercolts assemble!!"

[CJHlife]

OMG I love it so much!

[Jake Witt]

6491480 I was going to mention bass cannons but yours was better.

[Ice Star]

Okay, I'm done now.

No, you're not.

[Reishin Amara]

7173373
'Ive got Rick up my sleeve'

Sunset:"...wait...where's the dan-""IM PICKLE RICK---!!!"