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Big Macintosh may have known that he was going to have ponies bring up what he did for the Sisterhooves Social; however, the farmpony wasn't expecting for Princess Twilight to come to his home and speak with him about it personally.

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I knew you would you devil you,
Stay frosty

Big Mac needs to learn that dresses are awesome! I sure did! :ajsmug:

topkek


is there something i should have read before this

oh what the hell it was funny

my shift key is broken

“Don’t tell anypony, but Applejack isn’t the only one with a brother who likes that sort of thing.”

Oh dear Celestia, you must be kidding me. Someone needs to write a story about Shining Armor being obsessed with dresses!

Hey I gave #10. It is funky the way fics "come out" at 10 votes these days.

This is like Twilight went on tumblr and just soaked up all the SJW stuff without any context. And that's what makes it funny! She just assumed Mac was a repressed transexual or just a crossdresser, and in typical twilight fashion went full steam ahead into what she believed was helpful mode, without actually gathering all the facts relevant to the matter. Although I could see her reacting this way, and you did a great job of portraying her, I think she would have been better off as Sweetie Belle's partner in the episode. After all, she was 'so bored' in the last ep!

LOL now we need the sequel about shinning armor. So like does shining armor wear panties underneath his armor when in battle?

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Cadence is a lucky mare.

God dammit Twilight.

And Big Mac changed his name to Caitlyn and used exclusively non-gender specific pronouns from that day on.

And they all lived happily ever after.:eeyup:

I wonder how Cheerilee thinks of this?

6489276 What does the shift key do on your keyboard in this context? Just curious because I'm ignorant.

Man, you go out as a woman ONCE to try to deceive your neighbors, and suddenly everyone thinks you have gender issues or are just "into" that sort of thing.
We've all been there, miright?

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Okay, this is gonna be my new cover picture!

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Magnifique! Then the time I took chopping it together was well spent. :twilightsmile:

Kai-kai? What the fuck is that, hold on I'm a Google it...
Oh god Twilight, that's a hell of an assumption.

If my sister who is a Psych major found out I did the same thing as Mac to help my baby sister (who is 16), I would get grilled worse than he did.

6489276 Tumblr. "Should have" is subjective though, I don't think it's worth it just to get the context of the joke.

My Little Pony, Cross-dressing is Magic :eeyup:

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Is this something that should warrant investigating or remain a mystery?

6500483 Google it, you'll find out. :twilightsmile:

6491102 the context is that i can't capitalize my letters

6495912 I meant as in fanfiction. I just thought that maybe the whole "Big Macintosh crossdresses as Orchard Blossom just so Apple Bloom is able to go to the Sisterhooves Social, but gets found out and everyone takes it out of context" would make a good fic. I do go on tumblr, even if only for the tumblrpone ask-blogs.

6508987 Oh. I guess my brain was broken when I asked this. Silly me.

The dialog is what snagged me.

It's really-really-really good.

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If it makes you feel any better, I'm trans and I had to look it up too.

I googled what "kai-kai" meant. I should probably clean my search history, now.

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What episode is the pic from?

Oh, fuck me. :rainbowlaugh: It would be heartwarming if the whole situation wasn't so silly.

aww shit, i don't wanna be laughing but I am, I'm in the same predicament as mac, just flipped.:eeyup:

I didn't know what "Kai-Kai" meant, so I looked it up. Well, let's just say I'm glad my search history is already pretty questionable.

Comment posted by Renodil deleted Jun 27th, 2017
Comment posted by Indefintehiatus deleted Jul 7th, 2017

Good story I loved the last part that was really funny :rainbowlaugh:

Mac was so much more confident and talkative as Orchard Blossom that from then on I saw him as either transgender or a very happy cross-dresser. My cousin is trans, so it make me happy to see just HOW much more 'herself' Orchard Blossom seemed, rather than Big Mac. Mac rarely says anything...as Orchard, she has no problems saying ANYTHING, even totally random stuff. And that elderly male stallion at the end of the episode. He found out Orchard was a stallion and was still so into her he took the wig. XD

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Whatever you say, Twilight. Pick up any new dresses for your brother lately? :ajbemused:

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"Put on the maid outfit Shining!"

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