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Princess Celestia has decided, rather abruptly, that Twilight Sparkle needs to learn some of the minutae of running a government. Specifically, dealing with certain... noble entitlements, and the need to check in on their lands every once in a while. There is, in fact, one particular old family that needs, shall we say, just a little check in to be reminded, in a way, that they are purely technically speaking sworn to serve the crown. All Twilight needs to do is run a teensy little survey, which should only take a few days, and maybe befriend the ponies living there.

Her friends decide to come along as emotional support. But really, Twilight isn't that worried. It's just a name, after all. And they've faced down monsters before. It's incredibly unlikely to be dangerous, in any way whatsoever.

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I think its pretty good, its interesting and I cant wait to see what happens next

"...Luna? Luna, what are you--" Celestia eyes also snapped wide. "Oh. No. Nononono, we can't do that to her. No."

at least we know se took into consideration and caring beforing telling twily she must go xD

Well, Princess, I guess little Twilly is going to learn herself a thing or two about DARK MAGIC!
I really want to see this Death family now.

So... The Addams Family? :trollestia:

So pony Addams family ?!

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A mix of Addams, Munster, and Original Character.

A mix of Addams and Munster? Sounds a bit like Ray Bradbury's Elliot Family: is their residence in the October Country? :pinkiehappy:

I can assure you, this is the only Gore in the story.

Let's see...

Popcorn?
Check.

Soda?
Check.

Lights turned out?
Check.

Poster of Elvira, Mistress of the Dark on the wall?
Check.

OK, Mr. Author-pony! Next Chapter, GO!

"....weeeeeeell, after that whole incident with the Power Ponies comic, I may have started delving into the culture..." Rarity absently patted her mane. "There are some remarkably deep and vivid stories buried in there, once you get past the spectacle that the mass production and short format force. And the costumes can be--but that is entirely besides the point."

#fakegeekfilly much, Rarity? :twistnerd: :moustache:

Okay, I officially love the diamond dog Gore. Though everytime he shouts his name I cannot help but think of this conversation (even if he is behaving more like classic Igor *E-gore* instead of Igor *Eye-gore*):
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i like Gore.:pinkiehappy: i cant wait to see more of this story.

You have my interest. Please continue your magnificent work.

Hehehe.
They do seem like good ponies , even if a bit weird... I don't yet understand what had Celestia so afraid.
If it's the weirdness in itself , Twilight and Co should be fine , given that they interact with Pinkie and Discord on a daily basis.

Also , I just imagined a shipping Frock X Sweetie Bell , with Rarity as the concerned big sister... it would be glorious.

6551083 Considering this is partially an Addams Family-inspired fic and the fact there is gore in it, I expect the horror aspects of it to be played up a bit in later chapters.

"--Princess Twilight Sparkle." The mare smiled with a sultry gaze, two points quite visible in her mouth. "I've had a peculiar interest in you ever since I heard your name." She reached out a leathery wing and trailed it slowly down her husband's back. "Does your family have any particular interest in, shall we say... blood drives?"

Oh, wow. A Twilight vampire joke. How original. :pinkiesick:

"If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's either a duck or a darn good changeling."
that line was hilarious how did you come up with it?

Are you actually aware of the endless eyes?!

It is not the eyes you need to watch out for, so much as it is the thumbs... (red thumbs in particular)

6514117 Fake Geek? I think she just entered into the fray. Let her enjoy herself and catch-up to the rest of us. Never liked the term Fake Geek Girl, and I'm a guy. :ajbemused:

7607340 Yes, that was the point, but irony can go wide of the mark at times.

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