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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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It's 1 in the morning.

This pops up.

School is tomorrow with lots of tests.

I need this. Thanks, Bendy.

6471761

This was rushed to hell. Hope you like it.

6471770 Haha, i enjoyed this as much as your others.

PS: Wasn't your old name "Rush"?

And pop go my lungs

R.I.P. Anony: broken bones

Sunbutt and moonbutt? To much to handle!

Another chapter for the Moonbutt Chronicles.

Nightmare Moon x human? Who are you and what have you done with the real Bendy?

I'm still trying to figure out why I read these things. :rainbowderp:

Every time, I'm disappointed, yet I keep coming back for more without fail... :facehoof:

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its like those sci fi movies on TV, they are awful yet you enjoy them and you feel dirty for enjoying it

I'm running out of things to say at this point Bendy.

6471770 This. Was. Beautiful.

This is a masterpiece I have never seen in a long time of any of your stories. Stories involving Anon saving the world from not just neckbeards or bieber demons, but official MLP villains by seducing with his ultra-high atomic octane handsomeness! You deserve a medal Bendy! A medal for not just Anon doing just another one of his duties, but for introducing Nightmare Moon for the first time in one of your stories (I could be wrong) and getting seduced and redeemed by Anon!:ajsmug::yay::pinkiehappy::rainbowkiss::raritystarry::twilightsmile:

6472314 B-movie cheese might give diarrhea of the brain, but at least it feels good going down. :rainbowlaugh:

Once Again The Random Strikes.

Uhm, another story? let see...
29 days? HOLY SHIT, 1 day left!

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Yeah, that seems about right. It's 2:00 AM. I should've been asleep like three hours ago. Still up reading and came across this. Well, looks like I'm still not going to bed.

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There might be a broken/missing [ /b] tag there somewhere, as until the end of your post here, all the text after the chapter was bolded. Otherwise, just as amazing as always, Bendy. Looking forward to whatever else you write!

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It was.


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Buttsex magic will keep him safe.


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Just wanted to do something... a little different.



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Thanks. I fixed that now.

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No worries! I tend to keep an eye out for stuff like that. Dunno why, but I do!

Elu

What the hellish fuckety fuck fuck have I just read? It rapes my brain and I LOVE IT!

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Please tell why you loved it. I like details.

Elu

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Well, it is hilarious! So much OOC made it a good thing. And butts. GLORIOUS BUTTS!

And yay, an orgy! A threesome with princesses!

And then you had sex with the two immortal alicorn sisters along with Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash. The other six ponies all became immortal alicorns when you came inside each one.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ANON???!!!! YOU CAN MAKE THE GOD DAMN MAIN SIX FREAKING ALICORNS BY FUCKING THEM??!!!

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The magic of human and pony love.

Wat,Wat,What te Fuck? :rainbowhuh:

6476833 And so another soul is sold to Hussie...

*Facepalm. Immediately begins to laugh*

The Elements of Harmony lie defeated. Only you, a human can save Equestria from the evil Nightmare Moon by using your amazing handsomeness.

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WE SURRENDER!

This was terrifying. I thought there wouldn't be any Celestia rump love. I was scared. Then the end made everything ok again.

There goes five minutes of my life I will never get back :ajbemused:

6536607 You act like you needed them.

DAMNIT BENDY! NO MORE ALICORNS.:twilightangry2: other than that great job.:rainbowwild:

I am truly evil! I made the likes and dislikes add up to 101!!!

I am so not bothering to read any more of your stories. You place up the sex tag for them, and yet only the suggestion of sex is in the story. That is not how you rate for using the sex tag, you needed to place a note only suggests sex, not actual sex.

6596531

Caring so much about mere tags seems ridiculous to me, when the text of the story is really the story. But whatever, do what you want.

The dialogue is very sexual, so I think it deserves a sex tag. The sex tag does not necessarily mean outright sex in my opinion.

Story a little odd at the start. but i lol:ed at the end :rainbowlaugh:
Glad I finished it.

Allies to bring to war:

TF2 Merasmus
John Cena
Randy Orton
The Mercs
Illuminati
xXx_MLGBLOKE_xXx
Terminator

Oh, woooow... These stories keep getting weirder...

Comment posted by McDuckerson deleted Dec 24th, 2015

What the fuck, hell this was funny :rainbowlaugh:

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Drew Huss feeds on the souls of bronies and the tears of fan trolls.

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Many stories use the 'sex' tag even when sex is just an important discussion topic, despite no graphic depiction of sex happening. Check yourself.

Great another troll fic.......urgh

I came, I cried, I came as I cried. Business as usual. Another fine short from the wannabe Wood Man. :moustache:

"Anon, you have saved my sister with your human handsomeness! How can I ever repay you?"

...5:30am, been up all night going vertically down through the search results list reading Nightmare Moon stories...

"Hah! Friends?! The last human I met one thousand years ago said we were friends with benefits! But we never had any butt fun together!" she roared angrily.

"Wait, is this a Bendy story?"

*checks author*

...huh. So it is.

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Did you enjoy this story where human uses handsomeness to defeat Nightmare Moon?

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