This chapter is so bad, I want to cry. This is obviously a troll on the readers who lost faith in me, so note that it won't degrade my writing, nor the story, but just something for the people who want to quit the story because my context was a bit too subtle...Oh, and this is just a joke, I don't hate you guys. I'm just a little steamed at myself for not putting my intentions in bold/underline/italics/ and size 69 font. Sorry boyos. Oh, and any errors will have been left alone intentionally. This is just the ending I made out of pure rage, nothing to do with the real story. And sorry if I seem childish because of this, but anger makes you do dumb things.
So the Overlord was Good and everything he did was good. He looked at Gnarl and said, “Let’s put a smile on that face.” And then he proceeded to punch the old imp’s face off until bone showed. Then he herped to the derp down the hallway, cause he was all good and stuff, and punched everything in his way. He punched flowers, plants, vases, shields, everything. Nothing screwed with this badas- wait no, good-reared mother-sexual intercourse participator.
Then Ten went up to him and grinned, “Didn’t get any sleep? You mad?”
The Good Overlord then punched his face off. Basically, then a giant baby seal came out of the sky and together, the Good Overlord and the Giant Baby Seal, which was quickly named ‘Mr. Khil’, destroyed all of Evil. Then, the Reapers showed up and the Catalyst was all like, “I have a new friend now. And you must choose to be Synthesized or to be Annihilated.”
So the Young Overlord suddenly pulled out some Old Spice and said, “Where’s Billy Mays?”
At that precise moment, Saxton Hale jumped out of the sky and informed them of very grave news, “He died while fighting a polar bear.” The Australian removed his hat. “He was a good Oxy-Clean salesman, unlike that new one.”
So then, Evil was beaten, Chrysalis got turned into a cheese grater, and harmony was back in Equestria. And then, the Good Overlord was made into a cliche and was immediately shipped with every single female pony in the world for no reason whatsoever. He was just that cool.
One day, when the sun was high in the sky, smoking a Ganja and wearing shades, the Good Overlord decided to skip along a meadow. And that’s when it happened.
GIANT CRABS!!!
A whole army of giant crabs and crab people were like, “We want your lands and stuffs because the water is no good. Sea creatures rule! Oh, and uh, lobsters suck.”
The Good Overlord was soo touched by these things’ plight that his Good died and he turned Evil again. Without a Minion Army, he used the crabs as a way to beat Celestia. That is, until they were all thrown into a boiler and became fish food, literally. But he was the Overlord, the biggest and baddest mofo who could never die or get hurt, no he was soooo powerful nothing could stop him, not even for plot development or a literary technique. No, fanfiction writers feared him at every stop. So, after beating the pulp out of PonyManne215 for making him a good guy, albeit for a small time just for plot’s sake, he went to fight Celestia.
The crab people were dead, and only their females remained. And yet again, the Big Ol’ Overlord was shipped with every single one because of no reason other that he is cool. With his abundance of babes, ponies and crabs, he attacked Celestia who was busy playing a coat hanger in chess. She lost, of course.
And then Celestia turned to Overlord and shouted, “Why you no be good?”
Overlord sneered at her and kicked her into a puddle of conveniently placed piranhas and crocodiles and she was made their janitorial slave. Luna got turned into a fully so Overlord could raise her to be, “My Little Evil Filly Luna”, and everything got set on fire as jazz came on and a similar song called, “I Don’t Want to Set the World On Fire” started to play from out of nowhere.
So there he was, the Overlord in his dark and spiky chamber with guns, weapons, babes, more spikes, potato salad, and a gardening rake. These were the most evil and badass things of all time. But then the phone rang.
And the Overlord picked up, listening for the caller.
But....
There was no phone...
Then who let phone?
And how phone come?
Then there were......
Aliens!
And then a giant bowl of cereal saved the day and ate the Overlord for irony’s sake.
THE END!
Again, this is just me venting, but hey, it has some creativity in it, so you can't say I wasted your time. It wasn't what one would expect. huh? And no, this isn't the real ending either. That is a ways to come.
Can we see a real ending like this?
1081288
You're serious?
Haters gonna hate
Did you get in the drugs again?
....... dafuq not sure if win or fail... but when in doubt run
1081309
No...
1081301
I'm ALWAYS serious.
1081339
It seems like you did...
...
Makes sense.
1081338 You want to see Rainbow Dash sucking dicks?
Fine, Here is a Link to a pic of it ,you sick Bastard.
Wait a second this is the plot Of Duke Nukem Forever.
HOW DARE YOU RIPPING THE DUKE OFF
1081438 your the one who searched it up not me so who is the sick one now....
1081444
No it isn't, I played that and the only thing I had similar was the badassery.
1081450
Wait you did?
Oh god I'm so sorry.
No living creature should suffer that fate.
1081448 YOUR THE ONE ASKING FOR IT!! NOT ME! YOU WERE THE SICK ONE FOR THINKING IT, I HUBLEY REPLIED WITH WHAT I HAD!
But really how in Equestria are we supposed to know he won't stay as a good guy? you just ended it him saying, "It's time to do some good." I could draw no possibility of him returning to his good old evil self from that.
Best chapter of any work of fiction that ever has, will, or could exist, and several that can't exist.
Just needs more cowbell.
1081507 you mean you had that picture at the ready....... man you cant take a joke can you...what ever I'm not going to judge but celestia might
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1081529
I did point out it is Discord's magic, so that should tell you nothing is going according to plan...but hey, at least the subtlety made me angry enough to write another chapter so soon! Despite it being a troll one...
1081562
Thank you, I'm glad you understood this, although even I don't understand it.
1081597
Someone got my idea!
1081564 Yes, I have pictures of almost everything I need. Sadly, you have NO idea what you're talking about
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1081695 ....nice... i think
1081707
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No you don't
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1081771 i think there for i am.........
1081780
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*Sigh* come find me when you understand me
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1081871 i regret nothing.......
wut
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its ok man everything is gonna be alright
1081937
Thank you for the sympathies....although it allowed me to write this beautiful piece of work you see before you.
lol whut
Good god... *removes shades* ...It's beautiful...
1081338>>1081438
Plp855
Let me give you my two cents.
From what it appears I have read. Boolyboo was speaking perfect sense. You deleted the comment that had you asking for that subject.
Boolyboo responded with the picture. He was posting the facts. You responded with improper grammar and the only thing you could scrounge up was the fact that he searched up the picture, And used that in attempt to call him the sick one.
My viewpoint on Cloppers is neutral.
But Boolyboo just verbally Kicked your ass.
Thank you, And goodbye.
-Heavy Weapons Guy
Hmmm me saying that made you write this *pats myself on the back* .....
1081339 Give me your drugs!...Please?
1083308
Nope. I haven't forgotten them, although I'll admit I like the Browns better. I have a few very prominent roles for some named Minions that I'll be including soon.
1082399 Why thank you Mister Heavy.
Hey, you're pretty cool, maybe you can join me, Mike (PonyManne215) and RageMoar to stop the robot forces from destroying Mann Co.?
We are really PUMPED for it.
If your lucky you might get to be the team leader heavy
The battle beginnings the 15th of august
WHO WAS PHONE?!?!
oh hell, I made the mistake of eating something when I started reading this troll chapter brilliant, just brilliant!
this is just plain gold, hopefully you have vented thoroughly now, because there's a badass fic to return to with the bad guy being temporarily the good guy... and stuffs... and yeah.
now make more epicness!
1084748 Being friend and pre-reader of Mike (PonyManne2150, I get to know some stuff. You said you liked this? Lets just say a computer screen throwing manac, a steroid inducing monster killer and Equestria doesn't really go good together
1084685 Oh..I would be more then happy to help you..
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Also- Give me your Steam names, I will message you.
What a great ending.
Fuck that was hilarious.
Also, I just read the last chapter. I have no fucking clue why anyone would lose complete interest in you because of it.
Keep up the good work you mother intercourse participator.
1087843
Oh, and when I read it, I felt like some would think I was saying the Overlord had sex with moms. No, I wasn't going to say it, but I was trying to say (mother-fucker), which explains the use of words on the right end of the hyphen. But yeah, thanks man.
1085249 I am Chaos my good man
1088424 If you are Chaos, Then I am the embodiment of Order, You Cannot defeat me!
1084685
Can I join you?
1088685 bullet is neither chaos nor order, it just is.
1085249
Almost done the download, my Steam name is UFOturtleman.
Da Buck... Did I just read? Oh well, it was entertaining at least.
1085249
names the same as here be there tomorow.