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It's true: Just as her equine counterpart doesn't know about hands, human Rainbow Dash doesn't know about hooves. After an accident in the art room, Sunset Shimmer is going to find out just how deep Rainbow's ignorance goes...
Thanks to ScoBionicle99 for the artwork!
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That shirt though...
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That image so fits this story, I'm very glad I spent the extra time to find it.
I think I just got mind screwed and I don't know if I liked it.
There are many fics. Some make you laugh, some make you cry, some make you rage.
And some make you ask questions. Like these:
~Skeeter The Lurker
Dash² was inevitable the moment one of them stepped through the portal.
This expression on my face (
) obviously means shock and awe generated by your literary talents!
And holy carp, that pic! Equestria Girls.mov!
WAIT I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE LONGER
I THOUGHT THERE WAS GOING TO BE PAINTSEX.
>=|
Edit:
Oh wait, I see a new line there.
Nevermind!
Disregard me I suck cocks.
Edit 2:
Lol crash dash.
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Yes. :D I want more stories about Rainbow Dash punching Rainbow Dash.
Except I didn't want to rip off Aftershock too much so I pulled up at the last possible second. :B
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I'm glad you like Crash Dash. :D
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Well, they say there are only two possible outcomes if you meet yourself. Though I agree that "Dash punching Dash" needs to be a subgenre of ponyfiction.
CHRIST, Rainbow!
Should...should we be worried...?
That was insane and brilliant. Well done!
This is everything I wanted in life. I can't tell if my life goals are whack or this story was, but either way I like.
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(it's either flee, or be tempted to write the clopfic "Rainbow Dash Doesn't Know What mmnhmm Are")
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So long as I get at least one comment like this, I will continue writing stories like this. :V
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doitfilly
I hate to be the odd one out... but I didn't find this story very funny. I guess it's just not my type of humor.
You're an excellent writer, but I'm afraid my thumb comes down on this story.
Is there supposed to be something sexual about unshorn fetlocks that I'm not getting? I'm scared to Google it too much, but from the little bit I did, nothing racy came up.
Also, in "Rarity takes Manehatten," I got the impression that Coco Pommel was younger than them, so I guess they can just order her to clean up the mess.
Your avatar is more fitting with regard to this story
It is very rare that I can say this, but...
What the actual fuck?
So when Rainbow Dash says she doesn't like ponies touching her hooves what she really means is that she doesn't want anyone touching her knockers. Everything makes much more sense now!
This story was quite funny and had a perfectly logical development considering the premises (I may not know what any of those words mean and/or I need more sleep, upvote anyway).
Selfcest.
I like it.
I think you should give this a romance tag.
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If you can read this and still say I'm an excellent writer, then that is all the upvotes I need. :V
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this is such a good joke you obviously understand my genius
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Honestly, I agonized over it, but in the end, there's no real romance, just sexual tension. :B
And Tsunset Shimmer6453527
I was referring to the selfcest.
Here we go...
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But you're a terrible human being :c
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That is also an upvote. V:
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This story was so ridiculous that I couldn't help but laugh.
Oh my... xD
I'm alternating between laughing and repeating "What the fuck?" over and over again.
Entertaining and confusing, enterfusing!
Huh… wha… ba… uh…
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You'd think Rainbow Dash would be more sensitive about Rainbow Dash's feelings, since Rainbow Dash hates being called "crash," which Rainbow Dash should know on account of being Rainbow Dash.
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No, she hates being called "Rainbow Crash", which as you can see is a very different -- and much less original -- nickname than "Crash Dash". :B QED
wow just just wow to friging weird
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Man, this isn't even as weird as I go.
7003000 ok how weird can u make rainbow go cuz i need a good laugh and this story was one with the way rainbow is dumb on both sides of the mirror
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Rainbow specifically? Try Things Rainbow Dash Doesn't Like. :B
Hmm. Weird. *slams fist on table* I LIKE IT.
I worry about you writing this far more than I worry about me reading it.
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8182308 Just take your newest follow for your follow hoard, m'kay?
what the fuck is this story