• Published 23rd Sep 2015
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My Little Pinkie - pvzMLP



I'm not sure how to start this. Oh I hate being dramatic. I was walking and found a filly Pinkie Pie.

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Chapter one

Hi. My name's John Dickson. I'm six feet tall. Twenty three. Have glasses. And I couldn't save my life to remember someone's name. I'm the goofy kind of person who's always sarcastic and loves making friends. My house you could say is average. Two story house, Windows, basement and plumbing. Oh, wait I'm rambling aren't I?

Sorry I do that a lot. Well alright let me tell you a little story. Three years ago I was walking into my new house with my girlfriend Dash, that's short for Dashery, but don't call her that. She was tall blond one inch shorter than me. We just put the last of the boxes in the living room to sort out.

I plopped down onto a couch we laid across the wall. "Phew, I'm pooped right here." I then saw Dash come around the corner and do the same thing on my favorite recliner.

"You said it. Also you never had this many items when I was visiting you at your parents?" She asked me.

I put my arms on my chest folding my legs. "Welp I have some items of sentimental value. Like my beanie babies. Sure they're for kids, but most were given to me by my Grandma before she passed away." I then sighed remembering that sad day.

Dash looked at me guilty. "Sorry I didn't mean to bring up bad memories."

I waved her off. "Its cool Dash. I'm the most forgiving guy you'll ever meet." Dash smiled at me with her shining teeth.

"Hard to believe we met on a fan fiction site for My Little Pony." She said giggling.

I chuckled. "Yeah, hard to believe one show could make such a huge different in life." I then stood up streching my arms. "Well I'm gonna take a tour around the neighborhood. Want to come?"

She then stood up and grabbed my hand. "Age before beauty."

I smirked. "I thought it was ladies first?" We then chuckled walking out the door and locking it. I then payed the movers before we left for our walk.

The neighborhood was average. A two story house on one side and a one story house on the other. It was a nice day, but not many people were out. We turned the corner at the end of the street and saw a forest trail just begging to be walked through.

I looked at Dash with a smirk which she then returned. "Shall we?"

I put our arms together bridal style. "Lets." With that we walked into the forest. It was pretty cool With an interesting feel to it. I guess you could say it was 'magical'. Yeah silly right? Nnope, not one bit.

The trail seemed to go pretty far, but we were tired enough lugging boxes around. "C'mon, I'm getting pretty tired. How bout you?" I asked her stretching my hands behind my head.

She yawned. "Yeah, I guess I could hit the hay." With that said we turned around heading to the beginning of the trail. Halfway there I noticed something strange.

"Hey Dash?" I asked her stopping.

"Yeah?" She asked still walking.

"Was there a box to the right of the trail?"

She stopped and turned around seeing the box resting by a tree. "I don't think so?" She said questioningly.

"Should we check it out?" I asked turing to her.

She shrugged. I walked to the box noticing it looked fairly new. As I approached it I noticed that it was slowly shuffling. 'An abandoned dog?' I thought to myself. As I reached the box I crouched down and took out my Swiss army knife. Cutting through the tape on the top I put the knife in my pocket. I reached out my hands and grabbed both flaps. I lifted them up.

Lying down under a blanket was something I never thought I'd see.....in real life. Poking at me with scared eyes was a flat maned filly.....Pinkie Pie. I blinked my eyes multiple times to make sure it wasn't a truck of the light, but there She was. "Um Dash? Can you come here real quick? I'm sure what I'm looking at."

She tipped her head to side and made her way over to me. "What is it Jo--." Her eyes widened in suprise and her jaw was moving as if trying to say something.

"Dash?"

She shook her head from the moment of shock. Crouching down beside me We both looked at Pinkie awestruck. "What do we do with her?" I turned my head to look at Dash.

"We help her." With that said I slowly picked the box up from the bottom and lifted it into the air. Pinkie looked more confused than scared now. She seemed to be admiring the scenery. I slowly put my thumbs on the lid and slowly close it.

Me and Dash walked home without any trouble, except for the occasional shuffle in the box. Dash opened the door for me and swiftly locked it behind me. I set the box down in the living. I opened it to see Pinkie asleep on the blanket. Dash looked over my shoulder and yawned. "We should probably get some sleep." She told me settling down on the couch.

I looked back at Pinkie and shook my head. "Probably just a dream." I murmured to myself. I then took a seat on my recliner leaning back I closed my eyes and sleep swiftly came for me. Despite all that happened I still managed a smile before slipping from the waking world.