Patty Cake Battle!

This is a short, stupidly funny story of a battle between Spitfire and an young adult version of Applebloom.

I am totally making fun of as many anime/anime cliches I can.

DBZ, Naruto, Bleach, Every final rival showdown, and too late romance in animes. (These are according to me for the sake of being silly. Hope you enjoy)

Also LunaDerp for the win

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Elric of Melnipony

Elric of Melnipony #1 · Sep 19th, 2015 · 1 · ·

Apple Bloom's name is two words, not one.

Penn Hooven

Penn Hooven #2 · Sep 19th, 2015 · · ·

6439302 so it is. My mistake.

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Penn Hooven #3 · Sep 20th, 2015 · · ·

6444032 what? Wasn't funny?

Penn Hooven

Penn Hooven #4 · Sep 22nd, 2015 · 1 · ·

6451179 ppfffhahahaha! That's kinda the point. And all of it was because Spitfire got a little too tipsy and gave Sweetie's ass a smack. mmmhhh~

Fattymagee1

Fattymagee1 #5 · Oct 30th, 2015 · · ·

Pretty random and funny.

Penn Hooven

Penn Hooven #6 · Jun 20th, 2016 · · ·

That moment when you reread your own story and laugh the entire way through

LightningStrike34

LightningStrike34 #7 · Feb 4th, 2021 · · ·

Spitfire sat with her friends, drinking the day away on one of the rare days off she had from Wonderblot training.

*Wonderbolt

Apple Bloom sighed, filling up a fifth tankard for the flying captain, giving it to Sweetie Belle, who took it to the fiery Pegasus. “Do us all a fav',” She asked, as Sweetie Bell gave the large cup, filled to the brim with the simmering, amber liquor to the thirsty Pegasus. “An' take it easy? Ah' don't wan'na cut ya off b'fore noon.”

*Belle

“Only if ya' don't fly off like a crow ~~like a rattl'r~~.” Apple Boom quipped.

*Bloom

Both ponies shot focused plasma at each other, meeting in the middle, for a blinding explosion. Before Spitfire could blink, Apple Bloom, quite literally, moved so fast in front of her that it seemed like she teliported. The Patty Cake strikes caught her off guard, as she took several to the chest, stomach, a few to the face, strangely a few to her inner thighs, and one particularly painful one to her kidney. She dropped like a stone.

*teleported

Before the dust could even settle, Spitfire was back in Apple Bloom's face, wielding a large sword, that seemed to come out of nowhere, only to be met with Apple Blooms's own katanna. They hacked and slashed at each other, their PCR levels rising, till they both yelled out, “Baker Stallion!” in which their swords exploded into exotic forms as they continued fighting on.

*Bloom's *katana

Penn Hooven

Penn Hooven #8 · Feb 5th, 2021 · · ·

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I appreciate what you're doing and all, but I don't write stories anymore, and only check up on this site to see if there's a new comment or something, so thanks, but I politely ask for you to stop correcting every story.

Thank you.

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