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Lucky Seven


Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

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Discord, well aware of the trouble that the Cutie Mark Crusaders are known to cause, decides to just go ahead and give them some cutie marks and put an end to their shenanigans. This, he hopes, will get everyone to like him.

Unfortunately, things go awry.

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Majin Syeekoh
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This is fucking amazing.

This was good very good

On an epicness scale this is Drunk/Drunk fantastic!

Discord made an oopsie

I just don't know what to say about this...

I'm sorry, but I can't see the Cutie Mark Crusaders doing this with a clean conscience. They're mischievous, chaotic, and disastrous, but they're fundamentally decent. Sure, Sweetie Belle had to be reminded that ruining Rarity's dresses could have horrible consequences - but when she saw them, she was eager to fix what she'd broken. In the same way, I could see Apple Bloom threatening someone with a bat (either a baseball bat or Flutterbat...) but not actually breaking her knees with it. (And even then, it'd be more likely to be Diamond Tiara than Bonbon.)

I was sure from the start this story was a nightmare, but at the end, it wasn't. And the only way I could see anything like this happening in reality is if the Crusaders had been discorded... and Twilight would know how to fix that.

6439259 This was literally just a comedy story, you're reading way too deep into it.

6439259

Hey, you're being an asshole about a story that was never meant to have any thought put into it, but at least you apologized before you started! Own up to your words, man, don't back down before you've taken your chance.

i did a dramatic read on your fan fic

Definitely a unique comedy story! Don't read something like this everyday !:rainbowlaugh:

This may be the funniest story I've ever read :rainbowlaugh:

Sweetie belle!:raritydespair:

Give me your money!:unsuresweetie:

Sweetie?:duck:

Meanwhile...

Scootaloo put down the flame and don't hurt anypony.:rainbowderp:

But she gave me a C. So now I'll give her an F like the little angel I am.:scootangel:

Apple Bloom, what in tarnation are y'all doin? Ya can't go bust in pony's kneecaps!:ajbemused:

Wanna bet?:applecry:

Oh I'm sorry...:rainbowkiss::ajsleepy::raritycry:

And all at once, the three older sisters cried out in pain.

What cutie marks did he give them?!?

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