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pertelote345


A somewhat deranged author who likes science and writing stories with way too much dialogue. Recently got it through her thick skull that she was a girl.

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Street Justice is out of options. She loved being a cop, but after the force fires her, her only job option is bounty hunting. Now, paired up with a dropout from the guard, they're pitted up against a secret society.

Cover art WIP by the incredibly talented Bluegrass Brooke

Chapters (11)
Comments ( 30 )

>kittens
I... am surprised at how that makes sense in a really weird way.

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Well... She's technically not bad at her job...

Dear god, I love this already.

Sorry, Street's part about her not wanting a pile of corpses on her conscience made me think of Metal Gear.

Wow, Street is one "clever girl".
Such, a smart ass.
I love her.

Hehehe, I like this.
Have a fav.

Golden Harvest.. Still not sure if she's insane or just playing a very odd game. Still nice to know our duo is becoming a real team.

I'm not gonna ship it. I'm not gonna ship it. I'm...I'm...I'm...GONNA SHIP IT!
Hehe, I mean great update! I'm liking the new threat we have hanging over out beloved little duo!

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That would be the most terrifying relationship ever.

That's not how patents work. While people are obligated to pay the patent holder, the patent holder can't deny people the use of the patent.

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True, but then it's just a matter of setting the licensing fees ludicrously high isn't it? (Note, my knowledge of intellectual property law is rather simplistic, if you have a better method in mind, I would be interested to know).

Do you know what happens when you miss a hormone dose?"
He shook his head. "Not really, no."
I looked down. "Contrary to the name, sex hormones aren't just for sex, you need them for basic brain function. I had an orchi a while back so I don't produce any testosterone of my own, thank Celestia, but that means that if I go off estrogen I'm pretty useless. I missed a couple of doses in the rush to work and..." I gestured to our surroundings. "It's kind of hard for anyone to want to keep you on when you're having hot flashes and keep falling asleep at your desk."

Wait, is that true ?


p.s. What's a "orchi" ?

french toast! You want some french toast?"

Don't you mean *puts sun-glasses on* prench-toast

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That is indeed true. If you're trans you better damn well keep your hormones aligned (it causes no end of trouble).

An orchi is a slang term for an orchidectomy, better known as a castration. Obviously such a thing would be terrible for cis guys, but an inexpensive and effective way for trans women to balance their hormones. I've heard it called the "poor man's Sex Reassignment Surgery".

I hope Sweeper comes back.
I have a weakness for old security guards/janitors.

Ouch, what a rough way to break a tail. Still I wonder what intelligence agency the corruption is in; if is corruption.

Okay, what's the rookie's name? You said it once in the entire story so far and I can't for the live of me recall it.

And now that I said it, you made it clearer a lot more.

Welp, that's going to be hard to explain with a straight face.

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His name is Swift Spear, hence the title :twilightblush:

but she's the single most she's the single most self destructive pony I've ever met

Doubled up a bit there.

Interesting story.

A far harsher Sunny then I'd ever expect....
Interesting chapter.

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Fixed! Thanks for spotting that.

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Try and think of it from her perspective. Street was a pony that kept getting so exhausted she couldn't perform her duties. She did not take medical leave and instead continued to put the ponies working her in danger by keeping coming to work after forgetting her pills.

Now, Street did try to minimize the damage and get leave, but by the time she figured things out she was already on the chopping block. From Sunny's perspective, she's trying to save Swift from the danger that is Street.

Street could potentially defend herself, but... Well... She doesn't have very good self esteem. It's hard for her to imagine any of this stuff not being solely her fault instead of her supervisors.

See this is why you treat your agents with respect. If they get all upset who knows what they will do. However after being blindsided by the changelings you would think Sun-butt could wrangle some coin from that mess for the black budget.

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So, you're saying that you expect politicians to be rational? :ajsmug:

6959628 Oh sorry I forgot for a second we talking about politicians; Expecting sense out of that lot is crazy.

Ok, I've had a bad few days, but this... this made me smile.

Awww no more chapters. Can't wait for more!!

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