A one-shot comedy inspired by what I've gone through in the last twelve months.
Princess Cadence and Prince Shining Armor are expecting a little one soon. However, Shining Armor fails to hide from his wife that he doesn't know the first thing about foalbirth, or just how much it will change their lives. Before he acts like a total schmuck and says something idiotic in the delivery room, she takes him to foalbirth class, one taught by an experienced delivery room nurse and midwife. Overreactions ensue.
References IDW Comics #11 and #12.
Pre-reading/editing by HopeForTheFew.
I did the cover art using stills from the show and one piece of equipment hopefully you won't see in a delivery room (should you choose to find yourself in one).
Chapters (1)
Your a father now? Congratulations.
7009046
Thanks! I'm enjoying it so far.
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Boy or girl?
7010480
Girl. Posted a pic if her, too, on m' blog.
7010548
Hmm, well again, congratulations. And good luck. Can't and don't want imagine what it's like to be a father.
I'm just not a person who wants kids...
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Thanks. And don't feel obligated to have kids if ya' don't want 'em if ya' don't want any; m' best friend back home didn't want any, either. No worries.
It's tagged as gore, but can't see any gore. It's also tagged as comedy, but can't see any comedy. Eh, am I missing something?
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That you did. The gore was mild, just enough to warrant the tag, in the description of the afterbirth and moving the one foal's head. The comedy was embedded throughout, though it sounds like the jokes weren't in your sense of humour. Can't please them all, I guess.
Ah, foreceps. Yeah, I was born with a fractured skull because of those. Nothing terribly unusual, from what I hear, but still a fun excuse if I wanna see people twitch.
Before I read it, what is the Gore tag for ?
And how bad does it get ?
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The gore tag here is because giving birth, especially the afterbirth, gets bloody. It's not bad.
Yikes, This is why I don't want to have kids. If I ever do decide, I'm getting a C-section O_o