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Arwhale


All my stories end with the word "gullible." No really, check them out!

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Spike has his own room, now. Unfortunately, this is not something Twilight is used to... and soon, it leads to a very tense and awkward moment that the two of them have to work through.

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Rated T because this is not a clopfic. Surprisingly.

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Comments ( 173 )

Rated for mature themes.

Uh it's still rated Teen. Is that intentional?

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Yeah, it was. Maybe I should just remove it, though. :twilightsheepish:

6441118 Nah. I just got confused there for a moment. Good story so far though!

6441136

Good story so far though!

So far? What do you m--

Oh, dammit! Forgot to say it was complete. My bad! :twilightsheepish:

And thanks! Glad you enjoyed it!

6441147 Damn, it's not going to continue!:rainbowlaugh: Well still, good story from you as usual. Is it strange that I thought Twilight was going to help Spike's "problem" ?

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Not that strange, I suppose. Didn't want to go for that vibe, though, so hopefully that wasn't too strong in the story. :twilightsheepish: It's whatever either way.

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Aiie, noooo! :raritycry: This idea is one of the story ideas I've been working on for a few weeks, though it's not quite the same situation as appearances can be deceiving in my version. Maybe I can still salvage it...

This it pretty well written for this topic, though I have to admit I am somewhat disconnected from my much younger self when I would have more likely been in Spike's situation than I am now. The me then would probably have reacted the same way, the me now wants to give Spike a brohoof and tell him no worries, you've entered a new world, little guy.

6441178 Thanks, glad you liked it!

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Ahh, I'm sorry! I've had that happen to me before, and I know it sucks a lot. My condolences. :ajsleepy:

Thank you for reading this anyway! I'm glad you liked it and thought that the reactions felt realistic. :twilightsmile:

Wow. I really liked this! This is one of those touchy subjects that no one wants to think about. It really is the stuff of nightmares to be walked in on by a family member doing... that.you handled it very well. Not overblown or crazy. Most people would have used the Lesson Zero Twilight and have her freak out, but what happened was very in keeping with her more matured persona of later seasons.

Great job! :twilightsmile:

6441213 Thanks, Jake! Glad that the reactions felt like they were in-character, and that you thought I handled the subject well.

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tx 4 reeding lel

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It really is the stuff of nightmares to be walked in on by a family member doing... that.

I've seen four dozen porn videos that prove you wrong. :trollestia:

Nice bit of honest intetaction

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Glad you thought the interactions were realistic. :twilightsmile:

I agree that you handled the situation very maturely. I really love the message, especially in this day and age where this activity is still frowned upon, considered a sin, and will condemn you for it. I hope people take away the message that this is perfectly normal and there is no shame in it. Totally adding this to my faves!

But I recall Twilight was perfectly okay when Spike ordered that giant green dildo last year.

6441361 Different universe. :twilightsheepish:


6441358 Glad the message resonated well. Thanks for the fave!

:raritystarry: Spikey's doing what?
:twilightangry2: don't get any ideas!
:raritywink:?
:raritywink:!
:raritywink:.!.
:twilightsmile: Rarity?
:duck: I'm still thinking!
:facehoof:
:moustache: Well what she say?
:twilightoops: she's still thinking

:moustache: "So, EVERYPONY huh. That means you too Twi...?", thought Spike.
:twilightsheepish: "...."
:moustache:"Wonder why I never caught her before?!"
:twilightblush:"..."
:moustache:"She most be a master masturbater!"
:twilightblush:

I wonder who never give Spike 'The Talk'?
Is it:
A. Twilight Sparkle
B. Princess Celestia
C. Princess Luna
D. Shining Armor
E. Princess Cadence
F. Twilight's parents
G. His friends
H. Hell Yeah! It's All of the Above!!!

This is nice, well done.

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I'd honestly expect either Shining, their parents or Celestia to do it. Mostly Shining or Celestia. I don't think Twilight Velvet or Night Light, would be around Spike long enough to give him "The Talk", so it'd probably fall to Celestia. OR actually probably Cadance :rainbowderp:

I honestly thought the vagueness was a deflection, that this was a troll/prank sad fic. I was waiting for it to be something like eating meat, or perhaps she'd walked in on him pooping or something.

For it to be a straight fic, well, I guess I was kind of disappointed in the end, I was waiting for some kind of gag pay-off or a twist, but nope, it was a straight up fic about someone walking in on someone else masturbating.

Edit: And I realise now why I thought that, I misread the sex tag as sad. Derpmoose is derp.

That was a very very well handled take on an awkward subject, and a pretty interesting scenario to put these two in. I like this.

I, too, expected a twist before we were done. But it's good as a straight story, too.

6441769 :facehoof:: That joke was bad and you should feel bad for even thinking about telling it.

"But... how?"

"What?"

"I mean... but with hooves?"

"Spiiiike--!"

I remember the first time I got caught; my nose is still a little crooked from when I leapt up and tripped on my underpants.
Ahh, memories. "G-get out of here! Get out of here! Out!" is something I've said on more than one occasion.

6441411 Hopefully, Twilight would never share something like this with Rarity, hahaha. :rainbowlaugh:

6441770 That's kind of an interesting idea. Though it's probably nothing that I would personally want to expand upon at the moment. :twilightsheepish:

My money's on Twilight herself, really.

6442038 Glad you liked it!

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I was really, really nervous that people would be expecting a bait-and-switch maneuver with this story and dislike it as a result. Glad to know that people seem to still enjoy it despite those expectations not being met. :twilightsmile:

6442138 Thanks! Glad you liked the setup.

6442365 God, the awkwardness of that... it burns... :twilightblush:

6442369 My condolences. :twilightoops: Thanks for reading!

6442433 Twilight teaching sex ed?
I remember seeing a short where Rarity and Spike are dating, they decide to (ahem) take it to the next level... and Spike's sex drive completely shuts off because when they try to get frisky all he can hear is Twilight's droning voice reading verbatim, endlessly, from an anatomy textbook....
"All those charts and diagrams..."

Open doors are a pet peeve of mine. It's like, seriously, closing is the entire purpose of the existence of doors! If the door was meant to stay open it would just be a frame!!!! That said, this is all the stupid harmony box's fault for not providing Spike with a LOCK!!!!

I actually like the fact that you didn't outright sway he was slaying his little dragon. Well done

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I think I actually read that one xD
And now that you've reminded me, I can't remember what it's called for the life of me.

edt:
Ahah, found it!
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/162223/like-a-virgin

It's kind of funny, but I kept half expecting this all to be a setup where the thing he was doing ends up being something like playing with dolls or something similarly silly, but not sex related like what was being implied but never stated.

I thought he was going to be doing something silly like playing with dolls or reading a "frou-frouy" romance novel but okay

Sind #37 · Sep 20th, 2015 · · 8 ·

Nice little story, but it definitely suffers from not being clearer about what happened.
I really failed to get immersed in the situation, when there was this possibility of the event being "something else", and as a result I foudnd myself not really caring for either of the characters, nor the story in general :applejackunsure:

6442846 that IS kind of an over-used joke, innit.

Haha, it's cute, awkward and funny at the same time. Good job ! XD

6442867 Clearer? It's uh, incredibly obvious from context.

6442365
You don't want to know, really. The amount of non-Euclidian geometry included in that process will make Lovecraft's head hurt.

Hey, this story doesn't end with the word "gullible".

Sind #43 · Sep 20th, 2015 · · 1 ·

6442947
By the end it most certainly is[1].
However, you'd be surprised at how often I've read similar stories that pulled some "twist" by the end, where it turned out to be not-what-you-thought.


[1] At which point the damage has already been done

This is why locks exist :facehoof:

Ok, this a first. The whole time I was just waiting for the punchline, since usually when people use this set up, they never play it straight. For you to do just that and still make it a decent read earns you some major props.

Dece, and in-character and well-written and everything, but I am wondering... just where did Spike get the idea that masturbation is wrong and dirty and all that? Like, sure, don't do it in the town square, that's common sense, but there's a couple of important social factors missing (clothes and the general secrecy around genitals that comes with it, religions that shame self-gratification) that wouldn't make it the same taboo for ponies and those raised among them as it is for us.

TGM

And that is why I always lock my door.

Rated T because this is not a clopfic. Surprisingly.

so he's not going to be masturbating

Twilight walked in on Spike brushing his teeth?

:rainbowwild:

I thought it would end in gullible.

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