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Shadow finds himself with a box left at his doorstep. Who left it there no one knows, but I think we should be more focused on the contents of said box.

Having to deal with amnesia and now a infant Pinkie Pie that has proclaimed him as her father, how is Shadow supposed to cope?

Luckily Rouge and Omega are there to help him...

Or cause more havoc, you never know. But one thing is for sure, silliness ensures.

But there is a mysterious force at work, now Shadow and Pinkie must pick up the slack and save the world. But everyone is asking the same question...

Where in the world is Sonic?

(Inspired by multiple stories by Tatsurou)

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Comments ( 308 )

Hmm...interesting so far.

Though I do have one problem with Shadow's name. If he's going to have a full name, logic dictates his last name would be Robotnik, rather than Hedgehog.

Also, while I don't mind you tweaking Omega's personality, you either need to change how he's written to indicate his normal speech pattern, or indicate at some point in the story that he acquired a new voice chip.

6395436 thanks dude, I'll be sure to add those in

So Shadow, Rouge, and E-123 Omega are tasked with taking care of a filly Pinkie Pie.
This is gonna get GOOD!!!! Please continue.

I can't stop laughing over Pinkie being "Weaponized cuteness"

First off,

Dear Shadow Vladimir Robotnick

His middle name is Vladimir?:rainbowhuh::rainbowlaugh:

Inside this box is a small pony named Pinkie Pie, and be warned, this little one is supernaturally adorable. 

Uh oh. Supernaturally adorable Pinkie? RAISE THE BLAST SHIELDS!

Shadow just watched as she clumsily got out of the towel and sat down in front of him, staring at him with expecting eyes.

OH NO! THE CUTENESS!!!

Stay strong, you are powerful, don't...let...the...cuteness...over...power you. In about 4.563 seconds he gave in and lifted her in his hands and held her in the air which caused her to squeal in delight.

Even the Ultimate Lifeform is powerless against Ultimate Cuteness!

"Waddy!" His eyes shot open in surprise.

Did...did she just imprint on me? Me?

Uh oh.

Pinkie had climbed onto Shadows head while he was shocked and had her legs sprawled out across his forehead.

THE CUTENESS! IT BURNS US!

"Momma!" Rouge froze with wide eyes as Shadow began snickering.

"Look at that, looks like you and I are her parents."

Yikes! Shadow X Rouge has finally come to pass!

"I have no interest in raising a child with you Shadow."

Uh huh. Su~re you don't. The shippers have spoken!

"Maybe this will change your mind." Shadow held Pinkie up to her face and they stared at each other.

DON'T LOOK INTO ITS EYES!

Too cute...must hug...must...take...care...of...pony.

Rouge gave in and brought Pinkie in for a hug

Aaaand Rouge is down! I repeat, target 2 is down!

Only because she'd kill me with her cuteness if I didn't."

That sounds reasonable.

"Why is there a tiny equine in the living room?"

Get with the program!

Pinkie stared at him with wide eyes.

CRAP! NOT THE EYES!

Critical Error: Optic sensors malfunctioning

Cause: Weaponised adorableness

Prime directive changed: Cuddle small equine

And Omega is fried. All targets are down. RTB for debrief.

I'm not kidding when I say my heart is ready to collapse from this! And I'm not even 20! Also, I love this Omega! Keep going! HNNNG! *Collapses from cuteness overload*

6396459 More like Cuteness of Mass Destruction/Weapon of Mass Cuteness! Pinkie just took out Shadow, Rouge, AND Omega! What else could manage that?!

6395470 I'm so gonna have to read this soon.

6397241 That would turn Discord, Tirek, Sombra, the Ifrit, and Dark Gaia to stone, restore them, then kill them with simultaneous heart attacks! Best case. Either that or politicians will actually donate their money to solving the world's energy crisis! :rainbowlaugh:

"Don't mind me, I'm just getting a midnight milkshake then heading back to sleep mode." Omega walked into the kitchen, grabbed a milkshake

am i the only one that see a problem with this, wouldn't a milkshake fry Omega's Robotic parts :rainbowhuh:

6397547 its a world of anthropomorphic rodents and a scientist with a machine fetish, and that's what you're concerned about?

...You like Tatsurou, don't you?

DAMNIT THE PUBLISH BUTTON IS TOO CLOSE TO THE EDIT BUTTON!!!

Methinks that Pinkie's parents in two crossovers used to be dark and moody.

This is both enjoyable and adorable, and I must say I love what you've done with Omega's personality.

"Course of action: poke with stick, see if that helps"

Cracked up more than I should have at that one.

Could still use some editing, though.

OMG Omega is absolutely HILARIOUS!!!!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

So try to stay positive as your wacky adventures slowly start to form a bond between you until they day she has to leave yeah? No one likes a crybaby.

Is this like my little Dashie? I like that story, but i prefer it if they don´t have to leave forever, without a way back.

"Don't mind me, I'm just getting a midnight milkshake then heading back to sleep mode."

:rainbowhuh:

A few weeks ago Shadow had altered Omegas personality core and voice chip to give him more of a personality, his voice was now slightly higher and less robotic.

"This should be interesting."

While it is not a bad thing, it already looks like it is supposed to be a really silly story.
aunt Omega isn´t my thing,

I think i look at the second chpter befor i say anything.

Stuff that needs to be pointed out:
1. I can actually imagine Eggman adding that weird milkshake-recharge system to Omega. (How does he even drink with no mouth?)
2. Maria? Nice use of the universe and memory loss.
3. I had already guessed Tail's and Amy's reaction to "nuclear-powered cuteness". Based on Taiks, I almost feel sorry for Knuckles when he sees her.
I love how you've created the characters, especially Shadow and Omega. Keep on bringing the deadly cuteness.

"Shadow, why do you have a tiny pink pony that looks like she could give a guy diabetes just by looking at him?"

you mean "her"
also........ GAH CUTENESS OVERLOAD

6399896 I'm not going to go there. This is actually a Battleblock Theatre reference.

I won't give too much away because of spoilers, but they will be able to reach each other in the worlds

That teaches Vector a lesson for all the times he said "FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!!!"

6414858 that hasn't happened yet, this is after heroes and a few years before Shadow The Hedgehog

I used to run a daycare before creating The Chaotix

It's not pony related, but I though you should check out the fic Grey Flame in Fanfiction. It's one of the rare Sonic fics with amazing quality, barring the human high school setting. Also, it's a bit jarring for me to hear Shadow call Eggman "nephew".

6414899
Before Shadow the Hedgehog?

I now can't help picturing how Black Doom is going to react to Pinkie. And Pinkie to Black Doom.

Subject Vector the Crocodile status: cuteness induced coma
Course of action: You know what to do
Omega slowly raised a stick. "I love my life."

OMG!!! I DIED LAUGHING!!!!! OMEGA, YOU ARE FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!!!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Wait, Omega knows that Pinkie is an Equin, does tbat mean he's a brony?

Course of action: Poke with stick, see if that helps

Good thinking Omega.

Espio couldn't resist! Espio!:rainbowlaugh: Also, pretty sure Shadow just broke the fourth wall there. Keep this up. The cuteness shall take over!

Also? Why all the downvotes? This story's ratio looked great last chapter.

6431069 most of the fandom isn't exactly fond of sonic

6431069
Probably the major need for an editing run.

6431123
There are a lot of mistakes in terms of word usage, spelling, and grammar. This story definitely needs an editor.

6431144 I'll look into it, although I don't really like the idea of letting someone else touch my work. It's not a bad thing, far from it, I'm just the kinda guy that prefers to do things by himself.

But I'll look into it.

6431149
I know the feeling. I do all my own editing.

However, if you use google docs, you can invite someone to edit and set it so that any edits they make are set to be suggestions, and you can choose whether or not to implement them.

6431169 I'll see what I can do. Can't guarantee anything though, I'm not a very trusting person.

6431116 I've seen some fairly large Sonic groups and a popular Sonic story.
6431118 Possibly.

Also, I think there's a serial disliker on the site. I posted a story about two days ago and got like 10 likes and faves in like 15 minutes. Maintained it for another day. The following day, I woke up to find I had gained six downvotes overnight. Six. WTF?! Also, a guy just posted on a group about how someone used his four accounts to downvote his story, so he got 4 thumbs down from one guy. There's something not quite right here.

D-does Omega have a "stick" to grab?

Will any of the Sonic-Robot Masters from the comic come in? Probably not, but one could hope.

6432498 nothing from crossovers like Worlds Collide will be featured in this story. But a few lesser known characters will make an appearance.

There's no way that anyone will be able to resist. It would be cool if Sonic's middle name became canon.

No Sonic. :fluttershysad: YOU SUCK!!! :flutterrage: jkjk:trollestia:

Stick to the true neutral path. That's closest to the actual outcome of the game with the final ending. And at the end pick the hero path, since he wants to set a good example for Pinkie.

Stick to the original neutral. I liked it, but feel free to tip the moral compass any way you please, but in my opinion, take the good ending. It would fit this story better. BTW, am I supposed to recognize the guy that spoke to Shadow? He kinda reminds me of a villain I can't quite remember...

Anyway, great job. I love the roles you gave very one involving Pinkie. This is gonna be fun to follow.

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