Free Writer has been preparing for the mating season. After all, for the last two mating seasons in Ponyville he's been shut in a closet. This time, he swears it will be different, and his friends are sure making that way. Meet, Iron Ore, Writer's friend from school turned editor in Manehatten, Grasshopper a belligerent drunk with too many complexes to count, and Marmalade a colleague to Writer and a drinking buddy to Grassy. They'll go to tartarus and back as they ride out, the Marepocalypse.... (Warning: This CRACKFIC contains, sex, alcohol, and more sex. You have been warned.)