Rainbow laughed as Cheese Sandwich's song died down. "Yeah, you're pretty great, I've got to admit. But I did already sign up with Pinkie Pie."
"Oh come on." Cheese bounced up and down. "I'll give you a much better birthday bash!"
"No can do. Element of Loyalty and all." Rainbow flitted over to Pinkie. "But if you'd really like to help, you could always come help Pinkie and be her intern..."
Cheese tipped his hat – which had somehow appeared on his head – back and stared hard. "If that's the way it has to be."
Pinkie squinted back at him. "You know my internships are unpaid, right?"
Aww, no best song battle in the whole series.
Again, I prefer the original episode. It's a lot funnier than this version. Plus, I just can't get enough of Weird Al as Cheese Sandwich.
I actually prefer this little bit to the original, Cheese and Pinkie are able to work together and Rainbow gets the best birthday ever!
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But you know if there was a song battle in this series, Pinkie would win by a landslide.
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Well, yeah. This isn't necessarily the most entertaining version, which is why the show's writers didn't write it this way.
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And Rainbow's 'being OP by living up to her element' streak continues.
Come on, Rainbow. Did you really have to use your friendship powers to choose Pinkie over Cheese? Now Pinkie won't be able to get Boneless for the Key in the season finale.
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Eh, music doesn't translate well to print anyway.
6527504 Except (spoiler stuff from here on) Twilight Sparkle never returned The Elements of Harmony so she never got the box... Actually, scratch that. Twilight doesn't even have the jewels that were used for The Elements of Harmony any more to begin with. She never bothered to search them out after Discord stole and hid them because she never needed them.
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Do you really think they'll need keys?
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Just between the two of us, I wouldn't expect an overabundance of continuity in this fic...
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Suri goes out of business and has to let her employees go.
That leaves Coco out of a job, but with unemployment benefits.
6527489 That's ultimately how the original ended anyway.
6527492 And I'd rather have an episode take an entertaining path over a more logical path. That's part of why the original Boast Busters is actually one of my favorite season 1 episodes.
And Cheese is cheering internally because Senpie noticed him.
It was not just any birthday. It was her tenth birth-aversary. You do not have a tenth birth-aversary every day, you know. Good for Rainbow Dash for being loyal.
Pinkie Pie's preschool-ish parties paradoxically please plenty ponies, perpetually perturbing people.
~KBO.
6527644 It would have been interesting if Cheese Sandwhich Confessed again why he wanted to help. To impress Pinkie Pie showing how far he has come
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See, everybody wins!
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Rainbow's loyalty once again saves the day.
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Perhaps... but if you've noticed, I haven't been very big on denouement here.
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Oh pink lawd, not that again.
And now people will find out why this one is labeled as 'teen', when all the other ones were 'everyone'.
6527423 I got'cha covered!