S04E11 Three's a Crowd
Discord laughed. "Let the healing begin!"
"Not it!" Rainbow yelled, already shooting off.
But Rarity caught her with a touch of magic holding her tail. "Oh no you don't. Aren't you the one I heard not long ago bragging about being the Element of Loyalty?"
Rainbow glanced side to side awkwardly.
"So come, we'll all help Discord together, and we'll make sure Twilight and Cadance are not bothered on their special fun day." She glanced at their patient. "Now, Discord, whatever happens, we can't have you disturbing those two."
"Disturb them? I wouldn't dream of it. Not when I have three such dear friends of my own who have already offered to take care of me. And at such peril! This flu of mine is highly—" he sneezed violently, all over them "—contagious."
Applejack and Rarity both immediately turned blue and began sneezing.
"Oh no, I've gotten you both sick. Whomever shall I turn to now in my time of need?" Discord chuckled with malicious glee.
Rainbow flew right up into his face. "Not so fast, Discord. I still feel fine!"
"Are you..." Discord sneezed all over her again, then sniffled, rubbing his nose. "...Sure?"
Rainbow shrugged. "Yeah, I'm sure."
Staring at her, Discord cocked his head to the side. "But..."
"Duh." Rainbow rolled her eyes. "I'm immune to the blue flu. I'm already blue! Now let's get you taken care of."
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Of course! Dashie for the win!
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That's going to be a running theme for a few episodes: Dashie's loyalty powers win the day!
Rainbow Dash, what are you on that can make you immune to disease? I want some!
And so Cadance spends the day with Twilight at the Star Swirl the Bearded Convention, bored out of her bleeding skull because she craves excitement and is tired of the tedium of castle life. No tatzelwurm, no tentacles, no vore, nothing that makes a great
hentaiadventure. Just candles, and hat bells, and cosplay. Oh my.~KBO.
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As your doctor if OP is right for you!
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A lot of my episodes would be a lot more boring than the real episodes...
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Are you.... trying to get me to take steroids?
That's always been my headcanon. At worst, it'll discolor her mane. Silly Discord.
Meanwhile, a tatzlwurm feels strangely lonely...
Well, we don't get the glass of water song but it's well worth the sacrifice.
Rainbow immune to blue flu? Head-canon accepted!
This made me laugh harder than it should have.
Edit: Oops. Fixed a typo in my sentence.
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I did really enjoy doing that part. ^.^ It just makes so much sense for blue ponies to be immune!
(If Trixie was in the area, she could also have helped.)
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No! OP is better than steroids! OP kicks steroids' ass!
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That's an unfortunate typo you made there...
Sheesh, I wasn't trying to write a clopfic.
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6523937 What do you mean 'worth the sacrifice', I'd be glad if that annoying thing was erased from history.
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Pfft. That's one of the better songs in MLP.
Not the best, but in the top half, definitely.
Curses! Discord's plan to foil Cadance's visit has been foiled by Rainbow's plot armor!
AHAHAHAHAH that's right! She's already blue!
CUE THE SONG BABEEEEEEEEEH!
Sorry Discord, but Rainbow means the other "taken care of."
Huh, neat!
Also I might have had Twilight magic me up some anti-chaos. *Trollface*
6528067 Lucky blue girl.