Letters From a Friend

by moviemaster8510

9/10/15

Ms. Sparkle,

I honestly was about to ask you the same thing. I want to take this as diplomatically as possible. I’ll begin by introducing myself. My name is Toby Cray. I’m a species known as a human being from a planet called Earth. I’m a sophomore at the University of Chicago, in the state of Illinois, which is a part of the United States of America, the country I live in.

And to clarify, I have not been trying to contact you. Denver is a city in Colorado, another state, and I have an assignment to write to someone there and study their linguistic patterns. How you are getting my letters is a mystery to myself as well. Whatever the reason may be, I hope this information will suffice in some way.

Apologies,
Toby Cray

Comments

[Yutah123]

I honestly was about to ask you the same thing. I want to take this [missing] as [missing] diplomatically as possible. I’ll begin by introducing myself. My name is Toby Cray. I’m a species known as a human being from a planet called Earth. I’m a sophomore at [missing] the [missing] University of Chicago, in the state of Illinois, which is a part of the United States of America, the country I live in.

Heh, Twilight would definitely correct these mistakes and tell Toby about it if she ever saw it. Pinkie Pie, on the other hand, would tell her to send the correction to the author.

And Twilight will be confused. Just like everypony is when Pinkie's involved.

[Georg]

9086603 Having been in college before, I can testify that this letter represents an *excellent* example of fine sophomore writing. Trust me, you don't want to see most English assignments in college. You wonder if the students can grunt and use simple tools.

[Yutah123]

9089479

I'm not sure whether or not I should believe you.

[Greatazuredragon]

This is getting really interesting, nice work.

[resonance]

oh, i thought it was some kid in middle school.