• Member Since 18th Mar, 2012
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Night Princess

I'm a Pegasister new to writing pony fiction, and I can't wait to start writing! My favorite ponies are Twilight, Luna, the Great and Powerful Trixie, Rarity and Derpy.


Humans are slow, stupid, gullible creatures. Some like ponies. Some like writing stories about ponies. And some will do anything to make their stories come true. In this short one-shot, Pinkie discovers the true stupidity of humans.

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Comment posted by Mashmaster deleted May 29th, 2014

I've always wondered what would happen when pinkie pie talks to a fanfiction writer.... :pinkiecrazy::pinkiegasp::pinkiehappy::derpyderp2::derpytongue2::applejackunsure:

You have no idea how many authors I wished I could do this to. Nicely done

"...many ponies consider Brony Fanfiction prophecies..."

I IMMEDIATELY thought back to the movie Galaxy Quest when the aliens thought TV Shows, like Gilligan's Island, were "historical documents." At one point in reference to Gilligan's, they said "Those poor people..." :rainbowlaugh:

Anyways, great story. :)

Somehow, I found this fanfiction quite amusing... :derpytongue2:

ahaha. aha. ha.
Quite amusing.

639945 your fu**ing picture is haunting me at night!!!:flutterrage:


Don't worry, my fics are worse than that. ;)

640664 Orly? imma gonna check out these.




You monster why did you make Pinkie Pie do that? :flutterrage: (I don't actually hate you for that though)

:rainbowderp: :pinkiecrazy: is my reaction.

and why for you pick on my favorite fanfic "Past Sins?"

>blood always helped the affect.
Effect! EFFECT! Sorry, that's a pet peeve of mine, along with their/they're typos
Galaxy quest was awesome. Is there air? You don't know!

But, Pinkie! I made you happy in my fanfic. Heck, we (you and me, the writer) even had a conversation about this. What can I do to help? I'll be sure to bring scuba gear and something to break water down for the oxygen. I seriously doubt Dash, or only pony, would like me that way. Anyway, I'm married.

So, how about it?

Please, Pinkie! Don't kill me! I swear, I only have two stories and one of them is just an episodic-format comedy! The other... CRAP :twilightoops:

I'm gonna be honest, I was totally rooting for Pinkie here :pinkiecrazy:

Hmmm... With all I tend to put Celestia and other ponies through in general... Looks around for a disgruntled pinkie pie... Nope -- she's not here. And to think I would actually TRUST her to take me to equestria if she said it was possible. Still would -- wonder what that says.

Oh, crap, everyone hide your fanfics!

HA! You thought you could kill me? Good thing I always bring my emergency space suit with a year's worth of oxygen! NOW, WHAT WILL YOU DO? HA HA!!!

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