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Harms Way

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle


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I was a bit surprised when Bon Bon, and Lyra were at the beginning. I thought it was just going to be anon and rarity the whole time.

DJDJ #2 · Jul 20th, 2015 · · 1 ·

Another job well done :twilightsmile: heart warming and sexy :trollestia:

very sexy. Totallly gonna put this as a favorite. :raritywink: :heart:

And the lesson today, kids, is: If a girl asks you to come over to her house to help with her homework, chances are it'll end in lots of sex. :raritywink:

Clicked this story out of curiosity. Was not disappointed.

Well done, good sir.:twilightsmile:

Not bad at all. I look forward to the continuation.

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I'm glad to see that you guys enjoyed reading this! :raritywink:

Thank you! :twilightblush:

Well, someone is quite bitter to downvote comments like that.

Excellent! I'm not too big into the hardcore sex stories, but I'll gladly make an exception from this. Aside from a bit of cumbersome dialogue, this was so well done. In fact, I may just say that this was better written than my Rarity fic. :raritywink:

Liked and faved. Most impressive.

Don't know how you do it but you always impress me with your stories. Keep up the good work! :raritywink:

For you to say that, it is truly an honor. But I'll be lucky to have this be as successful as your Rarity fic. I'm just thankful for where it is right now.

Great story, man.

Fabulous story, I also like the fact that it was safe sex too. :raritystarry:

Great read, I haven't come across any of your others

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I'm glad ya'll liked reading this story! :twilightblush:


Thank you! I haven't started on any other stories for this series yet though. Thinking about which one should have their story next.

Next one, I'm thinking either Rainbow Dash or Sunset Shimmer.

I would love to see Pinkie Pie. That would be great :pinkiehappy:

Really sexy And Good fic! :raritywink:

i write trollpastas not poems who write poem its all trollpastas now still love the story tho:twilightsmile:

I'm not the best at writing poems either lol

That's the first time I've written one for a story.

6240174 wow thats thats just wow respect

"I want you to go where no man has gone before."

I can't help it...Ahem...

"Rarity's Vagina: the Final Frontier
These are the Voyages of Anon's dick.
It's 5-minute Mission: to explore Rarity's pussy,
To seek out new ways of giving her mind-bending orgasms,
To boldly go where no man has gone before!"

I'm a horrible person.

I had a feeling someone would do that eventually. :rainbowlaugh:

Nice work, my friend.

"Alright." You say, continuing to slowly slide your shaft inside.


It is indeed!!!!!!!

Link has his Master Sword in the pedestal!!!!:rainbowlaugh:

:duck:I wonder if the pizza boy will pick us up a pack of condoms on his way here for an extra tip?
Anon: Depends on how you answer the door, probably.
:duck: Oh? And how would you suggest I manage that?
Anon: Tell him you'll be taking a shower until he gets here...then answer the door in a towel.
:raritystarry: *gasp* Oh, you naughty boy!

Sexy and cute. Most interesting.


That's why Equestria Girls was created, doing it with a pony is simply not the same, humans are the most erotic creatures alive.

Now I know why Rarity has a sexy voice. And the fact that any group-based meme would have Rarity doing something like saying "Bend Over"

that story is ajoyabal to any one trust me

6295705 Fucking like, the voyagers of his dick, his sperm cells.:derpytongue2:

"Kind of like this movie that you've seen involving a man, a woman, and a ship." Subtle, very subtle. :raritydespair:

"This is the moment I've been dreaming of!" You think once you get a glimpse of her soaking wet, snow white pussy. "It's so beautiful!" You get down on your knees and she proceeds to spread her legs wide open.


Godamn it.... Now I'm imagining the cast of Next Gen as sperms, all wearing their uniforms and respective hair (or lack thereof).
Just imagine their reactions on the bridge if this happened.
There is even the perfect opportunity for a "Number One, we need all power to the main engines. Engage!"

First of all, the fact that you've specified TNG as the series for this incredibly fucked up scenario is perfect. It gives a whole new meaning to the "Enterprise-D." Second, I can't help but remember that Discord Q is probably part of this as well. Which is incredibly creepy.

He will put the D THE Q in Discord!
...Someone needs to write this story.
Just imagine all that could be done with it
"Captains log, Stardate [insert underwear brand here], we are on route to the quadrant of 'HERPANTS' from the DEEP Space (6)9 space station.
"The ship wont hold up for another 5 minutes of this"
"Number one, lock all phasers and photon torpedoes"
"[Insert Moby Dick/Other famous pun names from classical literature here]"
I'm sure there is more that could be used.

*reads first sentence*

Ugh... :trixieshiftleft:

*Copies entire story into notepad and uses Find & Replace to change 'Anon' into random male name for my own sanity*

I understand the idea behind naming the main character Anon so you can project yourself onto the character, but there are other ways to do it than using 'Anon' that don't elicit thoughts of the detritus that is 4chan.

Other than that, good story, can't wait to read the rest.

She then flips a sign around saying "Closed" on it before locking the door.

Saw that coming. The Gentleman in me is screaming, "You fool! Get out of there! It is most certainly a Trap!" While my Wilder side who's wearing a straitjacket and muzzle, locked in his cage yells, "Jumph von vit!" At least, I think that's what he said... :raritydespair: :pinkiecrazy:

"Quite so." She replies before sitting down on the bed. She pats the spot next to her, motioning for you to sit down next to her. You are hesitant at moving from your spot. "You gonna tutor me from over there?" She asks, giggling slightly. "It would be much better if you were sitting here. Come on, don't be shy. I promise I won't bite." She lets out a small giggle again. "Well, not hard at least."

Well, he Could tutor her from a distance. Although then it would seem more like a lecture...

I'll admit, I thought your poem was clever. Well done. Very well done.

i like that man but if any one does that to any relitive of mine or my dughter if i ever have one i'll shoot his nuts off

Well, at least it was a condom and not a vibrator :rainbowlaugh: :twilightblush:

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