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Star Destroyer
I lurk in parks and rummage through ashtrays to find cigarettes that aren't completely smoked out. Bonus points if they have lipstick. It's like having a relationship.
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Oh God.
It's brilliant.
And horrible.
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6213262 It's horribrilliant!
I'm so proudly ashamed.
I'll just leave this here
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6214391 HUSSY!
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Ok, now I have to read this.
EDIT:
This...
I've run out of evens, so I just can't.
But I have just one question now: can I hit that?
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All drug items have been confiscated, per Imperial protocol.
Permission to deploy all wings, sir?
6214447 Deploy, and stay in formation, wing commander.
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I miss my trusty TIE Defender. Nothing was so OP'd as one of those babies.
There needs to be one where Luna finds out about this and does something crazy.
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What about the Missile Boat, sir? We could deploy the single prototype we have.
6214470 Luna has horn fatigue from milking all those bats, but once she recovers...
tongues wrestling like lovesick eels in each other’s mouths
This is probably the grossest depiction of a kiss I've ever heard of. Kudos.
The end. ... You've read VikinVZs blogpost about stingers, didn't you? This one was really a piercing one. That's dark. Really. I mean. This last two lines of Celestia... You... you cunning bastard.
Anyway nice story. Have my like and a fav. And a moustache for the quote mentioned in the spoilers (and for the end).
Again. Kudos.
Okay that's it I'm done I'm fucking done! This bullshit this fucking bullshit! What is this? What is my life? I can't do it Jon!
You gotta draw the line man. You gotta draw the line in the fucking sand! You have to make a statement! Look inside yourself and ask, what am I willing to put up with today?
NOT FUCKING THIS
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So what you are saying is that this is the best thing you've ever read and it's left a lasting positive impact on your life.
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Indeed
6215404 I haven't read VikinVZ's blogpost, but I'm off to go find it right now...
6215467 You're very welcome!
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It's Viking ZX.
http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/508736/being-a-better-writer-creating-a-good-stinger
Also... I'm guessing that Celestia bangs Twilight nightly, erasing her memory every time so she'll stay... uh... innocent?
6216242 Yep. That's the heart of it.
I reworded it a little to make it more concrete. I was wondering if it was too vague.
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Ups. My bad.
I loved this. :D
6251498 I told you that it was specifically written to your tastes. NEVER DOUBT THE LITERARY PROWESS OF A GIGANTIC SPACE BATTLESHIP!
Oh, and read all the rest of my garbage. It's just as terrible.
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Believe it or not, it was all on my RIL already. :O
6252786 That's a sure cry for help, PP. I'm not sure if I'm proud of you or worried...
Oh god whyderpicdn.net/img/2013/10/20/452783/large.jpg