Yaks Are Jerks

In the wake of Pinkie Pie's fabulous party, Princess Celestia lets Twilight in on an imperative secret about yaks.

They're jerks.

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Elizabeth

Elizabeth #1 · Jul 15th, 2015 · 2 · ·

OminousBrony

OminousBrony #2 · Jul 15th, 2015 · 8 · ·

I LIKE IT! ANOTHER!

Shamrock95

Shamrock95 #3 · Jul 15th, 2015 · 8 · ·

This story perfect! Yaks no smash!

Avox

Avox #4 · Jul 15th, 2015 · 6 · ·

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Elizabeth

Elizabeth #5 · Jul 16th, 2015 · · ·

6209763 Yak hugs are best hugs.

Crystal Moose

Crystal Moose #6 · Jul 16th, 2015 · 1 · ·

Ahhh, I miss this Celestia. Was kind of wondering where this fic was going, but that ending.

Avox

Avox #7 · Jul 16th, 2015 · 3 · ·

6210678 ~~I was also wondering where this fic was going.~~ It went somewhere?

D-Bence35

D-Bence35 #8 · Jul 16th, 2015 · 10 · ·

So...
Yaks are North Koreans?

Avox

Avox #9 · Jul 16th, 2015 · · ·

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Minds Eye

Minds Eye #10 · Jul 16th, 2015 · 2 · ·

Pausing, she leaned in uncomfortably close and whispered into Twilight’s ear in a strangely sultry way, “Yaks. Are. Jerks.”
Twilight staggered backward, cheeks tinged a slight pink. “W-what?”
Celestia let out another burst of giggles. Upon seeing Twilight's expression, however, her own sobered quickly... though that was the only thing sober about her. “Twilight, don't you know that Yakyakistan is currently ’at war’ with forty-seven different sovereign nations?”
“What!?”
“…Wait, you do realize that Yakyakistan is only home to, like, maybe ten yaks total, right?”
“WHAT!?”

Avox

Avox #11 · Jul 16th, 2015 · 1 · ·

6211853 Now I will forever picture Twilight screaming in that exact voice.

Officer Hotpants

Officer Hotpants #12 · Jul 17th, 2015 · · ·

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PoisonClaw

PoisonClaw #13 · Jul 17th, 2015 · 1 · ·

Now I'm curious how much of what Celestia said was true. All the best lies contain a grain of truth afterall...

Bad_Seed_72

Bad_Seed_72 #14 · Jul 24th, 2015 · 1 · ·

Beautiful! Trollestia strikes again!

Also, Chryssy x Cady? I approve.

Have another fave!

DarkStarWolf53

DarkStarWolf53 #15 · Aug 7th, 2015 · · ·

Finally read this story and I'm glad I did!

Ellington

Ellington #16 · Aug 17th, 2015 · 2 · ·

Equestria does NOT have the most powerful military in the world. It's soldiers have worse military skills than star wars storm troopers. I mean they almost lost to a bunch of bugs.

Garreon