Not another One-Shot-Ober

by Admiral Biscuit

Lipogram Day

Lipogram Day
Admiral Biscuit

"Morning, Twilight!"

"Good morning, #1 assistant. It's a good day, isn't it?"

"Yup."

A knock rang out.

"Good morning, Twilight Sparkl."

Twilight blinkd. Sh last rmmbrd bing in hr bdroom, and wasn't sur whn sh'd gon downstairs. It was Mayor Mar, who lookd pissd.

"Wait . . . you mispronouncd my nam," Twilight muttrd. Hr voic soundd wird.

"I can't say 'Sparkl'."

"You just did."

"Ys, I can say 'Sparkl', but not 'Sparkl.'"

"That clars things up," Twilight muttrd. "What's going on?"

"Rmmbr your ida to hav a litratur apprciation month?"

"Ys?"

"And rmmbr how today is Lipogram Day?"

Twilight Sparkl brightnd. "Yah! What's that got to do with . . . this?"

"Discord took it sriously. Vry sriously. Nopony can us th lttr '_'."

"Oh." Twilight sighd. "Wll, it's only for a day. Ponis will gt usd to it, and tomorrow's anothr day. Things will b back to normal."

"Asy for you to say," Mayor Mar said.

"I'vε got it! Poniεs can just usε backwards 3's, likε you do on thε mεssagε sign outsidε thε town hall all thε timε."

"That's just bεcausε thε Cutiε Mark Crusadεrs stolε most of thε _s." Thε mayor sighεd. "It will havε to work."

"Problεm solvεd," Twilight Sparklε said, thεn slammεd thε door shut. Whilε shε wasn't normally givεn to rudεnεss, if Discord kεpt his shεnanigins up until tomorrow, thεrε would bε a rεal problεm. Tomorrow was schεulεd to bε onomatopoεia day.

Comments

[Shachza]

Tomorrow was schεulεd to bε onomatopoεia day.

You'rε... going to writε that, right?

[DATA_EXPUNGED]

6492731

I hop h dos; it would b compltly, absolutly, awsom.

[PresentPerfect]

You fuckin' troll. :V

[Admiral Biscuit]

6640827
You just now noticed? For serious, my work here is 50% trollfic, 50% comedy, and 50% SoL.

[Super Trampoline]

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6640827 admiral biscuit has always been one of my inspirations when it comes to being a troll. Him, Alex magnet, blueshift, present perfect, and Shirley others I am missing: all great writers in the crackfic category. I sit on the Perfield of that category, but I hope to one day ride a breast its peaks of bad story telling

[Super Trampoline]

6641067
6640827 admiral biscuit has always been one of my inspirations when it comes to being a troll. Him, Alex magnet, blueshift, present perfect, and Shirley others I am missing: all great writers in the crackfic category. I sit on the periferal of that category, but I hope to one day ride a breast its peaks of bad story telling

[horizon]

I don't know about you, but I found this satisfyingly ri. Th b's kns!

(Hr via Prsnt Prfct.)

[CrystalWaters]

"I'vε got it! Poniεs can just usε backwards 3's, likε you do on thε mεssagε sign outsidε thε town hall all thε timε."

Oof. If I didn't have a headache before, I sure do have one now.

[Admiral Biscuit]

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Oof. If I didn't have a headache before, I sure do have one now.

I don't sεε why; rεplacing all thε missing '_s' with 'ε' is a pεrfεctly cromulεnt solution.