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Uros


I write all the time, I give too much detail, I am a pervert and I will not act my age unless I am in a bad mood. Welcome to my mind, don't get hit by the bucking door >:3

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On Earth things are getting out of hand. It is the year 2028 and a conflict that has been brewing for five years is about to finally explode in the most gratuitous way possible. Marco and Tarma, friends till the end for two whole years as well as a few of the most stupidly prepared soldiers alive, are about to embark on a suicide mission to dethrone the madman known as Mordem 'The devil reincarnated', leader of the Rebel Army.

Their resources are limited, their troops green as they come, their hopes and spirits down the dumps. But they will go on and they will fight, for they have the biggest balls and the most resolute duty bound mentality of all warriors! Well, Marco does, Tarma could sleep through a bombardment, so they are good.

They know they may very well die a few times, they know they will probably be captured and have Mordem win, but by all that is holy and explosive, they will try!

On the other hand we have Equestria and its slight problem with the nobles, most of which are unicorns, having it in their heads that they are superior. Luckily we have a mad scientists for a princess, a mad scientists more than ready to try something that only unicors and alicorns can do, and even they only a few, and for short distances in most cases, with technology born out of magic.

Oh yes, it sounds bad.

Also yes, it is going to fail if any kind of chaos is allowed.

Hope you like things hard, because there is nothing harder than going through a lot of enemies just to make things right and go back home. But hey, someone has to do it, and in this case it is a purple pony, a friend, two idiots with too many guns and those that follow them.

This is going to be stupidly awesome, and it is going to be full of explosions, blood and cursing.


---Warning---

This work of fiction contains the following.

-Buttloads of brutality, guns, explosions and stupidity with the aforementioned things.

-Lots of gore and death done comically and semi seriously.

-Ponies weilding guns, because.

-Metal Slug goodnes.

-Warfare shown in comical ways, though this is so obvious it should hurt.

Second primary pony character (S.P.P.C) will be selected by the viewers. Read first .5 character to vote. The result will be shown below once the mare in question is selected.

S.P.P.C: Rarity - Pony Secret Agent.

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 2 )

...But Metal slug equals awesome. How does this story have four downvotes and only one upvote?

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It is a mistery! But in all seriousness, everyone is free to like or dislike, so if they don't like, I understand... Though yes, Metal Slug is awesumsauce :3

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