• Member Since 11th Mar, 2015
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A wise woman once said, " Fuck this shit." And she lived happily ever after

Comments ( 56 )

Excellent story. :twilightsmile:

“Damnit!” Rarity shouted. “How can the batteries be dead?!”

SNERF!!!! :rainbowlaugh:

and thats how ponyville got clamhydia

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Seriously, that was a great punchline. :pinkiehappy:

6098351 That should've been the title

6097973 I know.,.that dirty little orphan.

:facehoof:
Why can I never avoid clopfics? Why why why why WHY!!!!?

6100256 I have the same problem. It was actually hard for me to not rape someone in this.. It's where ALL of them go.

I don't understand are they ponies or anthro? The anatomical details are a bit confusing.

:rainbowwild: Have all of my yes. This was a fantastic read and the laughs made it all the better. Have a favourite, like and fuck it, take a follow aswell. Keep up the good work. :ajsmug:

His dick was harder then algebra.

Line of the year, 2015.

6123597 you're SUPPOSED TO BE 18

6123597 you're kidding... Right?

6123677 I'm kidding ya. All I did was read the description and realize maybe I should disable the mature content. :twilightblush:

6102787 I was laughing til I cried. It truely needs this award.

That final line...:heart:

This story is awesome. I wish I could write even half as well as you. Just... AWESOME!!! :scootangel:

OOOOOOooooooooo !!!!!!!

I loved this, not just for all the sexy shenanigans, but even more for the fact that Rarity is left high and dry.

Preeeeeetty much the stuff that I read.

:heart:thank you for reading and commenting 6358258

That last line:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

:rainbowlaugh:6387086 NObody saved battery power for Rarity!! She's going to have to do it manually!!

That was hot, but I feel a bit bad for Rarity.

6635692 :rainbowlaugh: Im sure she'll get hers..

His dick was harder then algebra.

:rainbowderp: This joke hurt me.
Also, it should be "than."

then inserted itt back into her anus

There's also some continuity errors in the DT/SS part. Like, confusion over where exactly the dildo is.

6644856 thank you I'll fix them!

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It was actually hard for me to not rape someone in this.

You did. Didn't you notice?

6685399 no.. Nobody was raped. Now in my other stories...

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Your other stories may be more brutal about it, but shoving a phallus-shaped object into somepony's vagina when she has no idea it's going to happen is still rape. (Or, depending on your jurisdiction, possibly some other variety of sexual assault.)

6687807 no- they all did it on thier own !

6687840 But Silver and Mac? That was rape

6730020 well.. That's ok.

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Maybe if she will stop treating a certain Dragon like crap, he might just satisfy her. Also if her reason is his dick might be too small, HELLO CLAWS, A LONG TONGUE AND A TAIL IS AVAILABLE!!!
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Silver deserves to be raped for being mean to the Cutie Mark Crusaders all the time

6907775 she does. Let's rape her

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