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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Comments ( 89 )

Luna Wants You To Stop Dreaming About Her

Never!

This is funny.:moustache:

6029642 Never indeed

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May I ask why?

6029648 it's just so twisted and random.

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Any line? Or part you liked in particular?

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with you, it's kind of hard...because it's just so good.
these comedies are always funny.
also, I think I should quote HSA alucard now.

Basically, it's too hard to chose a single thing.

Puns not intended.

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I'm glad you enjoy my silly stories so much.

Not everyone like my stories... due to how silly they get.

Apparently Luna wants you to stop having naughty dreams about her so she can do it to you in real life.

Awkward :rainbowderp:

You sure you don't have a Zoidberg fetish?

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No, I just like giving him cameos.



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Hmm, sounds like a possible theory.

6029656 Probably how nonchalant the human is. Luna is funny as a jealous mare.

Luna Wants You To Stop Dreaming About Her

GRRRRRRRRR! NO!

JBL

Is it Bendy?

Yep, it's Bendy.

I keep clicking on stories on the front page with intriguing titles, and goddamn if it isn't always a Bendy story :rainbowlaugh:

Zoidberg is love... Zoidberg is life

Dreams about Luna, Luna gets angry.

Says he won't dream about her again, Luna get even angrier.

Women... :ajbemused:

Equestrian porn combined with the dirty minds of some bronies = this in a nutshell.

Finally a Luna shipping published by Bendy!

Best Bendy word: sexfully

Keep up thine high quality work my good sir, and as always, Stay Classy :moustache:

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The word 'sexfully' comes from Zapp Brannigan from Futurama.

Thanks for the complement.

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Did you enjoy this story though?


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It's me, Bendy.


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He has a cameo in many of my stories.


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Indeed. It was time for a different pony.

"Hello there, my handsome human," she said sensually."I am so glad you have decided to dream about me instead. After all, I have the most serperior butt in all of Equestria."

Really?
REALLY?!
Her butt is a pokemon? I don't even...I can't...This I lost it at that sentence. I'm sorry. I couldn't keep reading.

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Sorry. I fixed that, it's now: superior.

U fokin wot m80?
You. Will. Never. Steal. MAI WAIFU!!!

Zoidberg should have scuttled out of the room not run.

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You know what you're right, time to edit that.

well... this is a thing.

Silly Anon, ur not the only person dreaming of screwing Luna...
Wait, Celestia's plot is best?!
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Purge the heresy using Luna's plot because moon plot is superior!

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Shall I call exterminatus for this heresy?

Another piece of art coming from your talents

That was... Surprisingly good.

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Thank you very much.


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Well, they say the stories I write are so bad, it's good.

You make the time before I go to sleep better, but why is this funny to me? You my Bendy friend are manipulating me in some shape form or fashion. The question is how?

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I don't know.. I guess, I like to write silly stories that I throw together.

This is what I imagine the Troll Face faps to. Maybe Rage Face too.

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You might be right.

:rainbowderp:

What... did I read?

*gives a quick like and runs away, hoping nopony had seen me reading such fics.*

Odd and hilarious wording. Some of my favorites...

"she shouted through gritted teeth"
Little known fact: this is physically impossible for everything except Alicorn princesses.

"they spat DNA at each other"
Like...with their mouths? Or their genitals? Either way, I'm watching Jurassic Park right now, so I cannot escape the mental image of little Mr. DNAs splattering over anon and Luna.

"ALIEN LOBSTER"
Technically, Zoidberg is what we call a "crazy, broke alien lobster doctor."

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Glad you enjoyed this silly story.

I mostly just threw it together.

Also Zoidberg is love. Zoidberg is life.

Zoidberg is best pony.

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