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Perfect. Bird. Reaction. Master Stroke's just like, "Are you... fighting? Sex maybe? I'm not really sure what I'm looking at here..."
I'm surprised that they are hiding why they want the second part, also surprised they didn't even think of offering the cursed part attached to silver just to get it removed. and besides, inside a vault or inside a museum, they are not going anywhere
6219890 maybe not. herding?
Master Stroke can write a book about pony sexuality. That'll terrify the other turkeys, especially the hens.
Oh wow sexually oblivious turkey.
ROFL
6220006 Bird sex is not mammal sex.
ok enough with dropping clues how are the new foals.
dang it all I always loved having new foals around the farm I even house broke 2 of the smaller miniatures.
6220083 No assurance has been given that having both will cause them both to pop off calmly. It would be quite a situation if they made such a deal only to have both cling to Silver afterwards.
6220028 indeed not! As much as the furry community would have you believe...
Question, will his reputation for being... insane hinder their attempts at gathering favor with the turkeys?
Keep going! ;)
6220028 I still thought birds have penises and vajayjays. Especially ducks and their corkscrew dicks. Ew.
Also I almost facepalmed at the name of the chapter. The perfect example of "so bad it's good"
6220262 Some birds, but not most. Most sort of do this little balancing act, touch parts, done. It's very romantic!
6220028 It's still funny.
6220320 I'd hope it was. :)
6219624 What if the second item they are after doesn't help remove the first one, but simply negate it. If that is the case then they very well wouldn't be able to trade one for the other.
6220321 I don't recall, did it say the second item to complete the set will make the one Silver is currently afflicted with removable or simply prevent its affect?
All these bird puns. I wonder if he's gonna use
Close enough!
On the "shore," he supposed.
Wearing "skis" on its talons.
There are two spaces between "played" and "out."
There are two spaces between "You're" and "proud."
As his "arousal" raised higher.
6229318 Typos fixed, and found another while doing it, so yay! Thanks.
6229431 So Silver makes a new friend among the turkeys. There's a wry humor to be found in the fact that the bird he's thrown in with is clinically insane, apparently by way of being an adrenaline junky. While it's good to have help among the locals, I have to wonder how much faith can be put in someone who is at his happiest when things are going wrong. While I doubt that he'd deliberately torpedo any of what Silver's trying to accomplish, it's enough to make me nervous.
That said, Master Stroke's brand of "outsider humor" - whereby he takes nothing for granted and so points out various absurdities and makes myriad faux paus - is quite engaging. I imagine that he's already planning on writing a tell-all about his time with Silver, which will probably be his new best-seller once this is over. Ironically, I have to wonder if this would damage relations between Equestria and Turkey even more, simply because he's likely to play up the scary aspects of Silver's nature and what they're scheming (even if "scheming" is a rather harsh word for it) to do now.
Aside from that, we've now gotten a second reference to Twilight having prepared a "gift" for Silver regarding his children, which now number two since Twilight has given birth. Now that he has a son and a daughter to look after, unlike his foals that he'll have via studding, I'm rather curious what it could be. My best guess was time-traveling back to see them be born, but we've already been told that's not it. So then, what could it be? Obviously we're going to have to wait some time to find out, but still...the foreshadowing is mysterious.
As for Miss Spreadfeathers...so she's fat, gluttonous, has a lazy eye, and xenophobic. Yeah, this is already shaping up to be a comedy when she takes one look at Silver and decides that she's suddenly feeling adventurous.
6229519 Master Stroke, AKA Rutherford, is an amazing kind of guy. I like him. He is also insane, but he is aware of it and enjoys the unbalanced view of the world it grants him. He gets to be terrified, and know he's terrified, and push right on through it anyway and even enjoy it, but he doesn't do too much that would get him actually dead. It's really not hard to imagine how he could write compelling things to the excitement of his peers.
What's the point of testicles if the horse penis is where the impregnation magic comes from? It seems like there'd be no long term consequences to having them removed and Silver could still sire foals. Sorry, but I have a bad habit of focusing on these technicalities. Also, I like this bird you're giving us.
6470052 That's me, giving my readers the bird. The entire set of male genitals makes up the male side of the magic. Removing half of it means no male magic. No foals.
Master Stroke is hilarious.
6753611 I have SO much fun writing him.
So I don't get it. Earlier in the canon Silver could apparently shapeshift to some degree like Fast Change, but can't anymore? Or just doesn't? If he can, then how come he can't just... y'know, shapeshift what the bangle's attached to perfectly flat? I imagine it'd mould to fit or something like a plate? Because if not then it seems like a derp on a titanic scale for all involved.
turkeys
6753612 Agreed this guy is hilarious, the lack of tact & complete ignorance on matters not pertaining to turkeys is great. Hoping he does'nt end up on a table fore his forwardness.
6229519 Adrenaline junky, hope he doesn't go all Cluck Norris on them.