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by Super Trampoline

The Quest, Part 1

The time was 9:45pm exactly. Super Trampoline had been working nights and only had woken up a little over an hour ago. But that was fine; as a batpony, he honestly preferred working nights. Anyway, he went downstairs and Pinkie Pie was waiting for him there.

"Oh, Hi Pinkie. You are in my house. Despite my landlord's rule of no guests." (Although Super Trampoline is dating many mares and a few stallions in high places, he himself remains fairly poor because he is lazy and depressed. So he rents a very cheap room in a large somewhat-run-down house.)

"Yepperoonies! Guess what, Super, we're going to go on an adventure!"

Super smiled. "We are?!"

Pinkie clarified. "Oh, well not you and I--though I do love adventuring with you! No, Starlight Glimmer and I are going on a quest!"

"Oh, that's cool!" Super replied. "But why did you feel the need to break into my house at almost ten at night to tell me this?"

Pinkie rolled her eyes. "Oh you, it's not breaking in if the front door is always unlocked. Anyway, we might be gone a few days, and I wanted to give my second-favorite stallion a kiss goodbye!" And then she leaned in and kissed Super on the lips. And then, like lightning, she was gone, leaving Super standing there, confused but happy.

"I love that mare!"

Author's Note:

Comments

[karnazom]

Pinkie rolled her eyes. "Oh you, it's not breaking in if the front door is always unlocked. Anyway, we might be gone a few days, and I wanted to give my second-favorite stallion a kiss goodbye!" And then she leaned in and kissed Super on the lips. And then, like lightning, she was gone, leaving super standing there, confused but happy.

uhuh, yep! It's downvoted

[Super Trampoline]

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That's the spirit!

[Sparda_killer_247]

I shall ruin the escapade and upvote instead

[Super Trampoline]

10132761
Applejack is judging you

[Marcthelightspark2004]

I'm genuinely considering reading this.

[Super Trampoline]

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Wow, that quarantine must be hitting you hard if you’re seriously considering torturing yourself with this boring monstrosity.

[Marcthelightspark2004]

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Yes. It is. But, I may give my trademark running commentary.