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by Super Trampoline

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One day Super Trampoline got mildly sick because, well, I'm not really sure why, but anyway he got mildly sick so his nose was stuffy so he asked-- wait is this story in first person or third person oh wait I think this is supposed to be first person lol woops my bad--so I asked Matronly Pony S06E12 Unnamed Earth Mare #1 to make me some tofu noodle soup. It was really good! We didn't actually make out afterwards though, because I'm mildly sick still. Also she's monogamous and has a coltfriend. But yeah, few things are better than some hot but not scalding soup cooked with love and expertise! Thank you so much, Matronly Pony S06E12 Unnamed Earth Mare #1, who appears in Spice Up Your Life as a patron at the Tasty Treat restaurant and owner of the Bake Stop restaurant, whose appearance is based on English celebrity chef Clarissa Dickson Wright, whose cutie mark is a bundt cake, and who is voiced by Cathy Weseluck!

Author's Note:

Shoutout to https://mlp.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_ponies/Earth_ponies

Comments

[Sirflysalot]

no! (upvotes)

[Super Trampoline]

10017629
Why do you hate me so?!?!?

[CrustyKing]

you know, there are certain moments when you just know that an aneurysm is coming. Every time i somehow stumble on this story and read its description, i know i am seconds from one. First time it happened, it was back in 2016. I have still not gathered courage to read this. I know this is a masterpiece of an intentionally made trainwreck that is not only somehow still riding the rails, but also aimed at a slowly falling plane full of nuns and currently living saints, but i am afraid if my braincells can survive such magnificently crafted disaster of such a level that was not ever seen before.

One day, i will read it and bask in the glory of mental self maim. But this day ain't today.

Now don't take me wrong, i know this is made with a purpose to be as bad as it can be. I am just scared shiteless of reading it.

[Super Trampoline]

10017692
Here's what makes it so bad: it's really not that bad. Sure it's dumb, but early chapters especially actually have a little bit of cleverness and comedy put into them. But as time goes on and the fucks I give get smaller and smaller, the chapters just get more and more inane. But that's the thing: They don't--especially because a. this is rated everyone and b. the mods make me use at least semi coherent spelling and grammar--ever descend past the point of horrendous into the realm of amazing. No, instead this story just continues along being not aggressively awful, but rather just aggressively dumb.

And that, to me, is what truly makes it bad.

[CrustyKing]

10017701
The thing is, i know. I am certain this is perfectly well written and that is what makes it even more terryfyingly horrible. One day i truly will try to read it. Yet, I am still scared to do so at the moment.

[Sparda_killer_247]

i have no words. its so cringe, i couldn't even get past the first paragraph. if that is your mission my friend, u have done very well. also deserves a follow

[Super Trampoline]

10017844
Music to my ears!

[Super Trampoline]

10017718
Might I recommend dipping your toes in by listening to the Barcast want to gouge their eyes out reading a shorter version of it?