• Published 27th May 2015
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⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩ - Super Trampoline



My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the princesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures!

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You're Probably Wondering Why I've Gathered You All Here Today

Super Trampoline looked around the room at the seven gathered ponies. Luna, Pipsqueak, Zecora, Shining Armour (Spelled with a u like he was Skittish* or something for some reason), Twilight Sparkle, Featherweight, and Blossomforth were seated in a small circle of chairs in one of the smaller community rooms of the Ponyville Town Hall, looking variously bored, annoyed, and confused.

"You're probably wondering why I've gathered you all here today," Super began.

Twilight, the annoyed one, responded, "I already know that I'm stuck in yet another chapter of yet another one of your poopy stories." She couldn't say the word she wanted to say because this story is rated everyone.

"Well yeah, basically," replied Super, who didn't really know where this chapter was going. The last story he read with a similar set up was

ESunset Shimmer Breaks Up With Everyone
Sunset Shimmer breaks up with everyone. It's not hard.
KitsuneRisu · 8.4k words  ·  44  3 · 1.2k views

which is really really good for a story thrown together at the last minute for a contest. You should go read it, everyone agrees it's great. I'm really glad KitsuneRisu returned to this site. It's always wonderful when an author does that. Do you ever wonder what happened to Rainbow Bob? I occasionally do. At least Rust announced he was leaving, that beautiful soul. RIP Echo the Diamond Dog Sequel.

Anyway, I'm really sure where I was going with this chapter, so I guess it's done now.

Kind of anticlimatic.

Author's Note:

*From Skitain, the Equestrian version of Britain. Or something.


Thanks to Anon Y Mousse and another FimFiction user who wishes to remain anonymous for suggesting the characters used in this chapter.



Also speaking of Blossomforth, go read

EBlossomforth Needs Her Own Tag
Blossomforth and her friends visit a souvenir shop.
Twinkletail · 1.7k words  ·  292  3 · 3.2k views

, one of my favorite meta comedies on the site, by the amazing Twinkletail.

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