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by Super Trampoline

Batponies Love Mangos

Did you know that Batponies love mangoes? You are reading about me, Super Trampoline, now, and I love mangoes. I actually don’t like the fresh ones a ton but I love dried mango slices. Of course they probably add a lot of sugar to those. Anyway, that is all I want to write in this chapter. That I love mangoes.

Oh and also once I met a cute lady batpony who also loved mangos so I told her she was cute and we ate mangos together and then we made out. If you haven’t noticed, I love making out.

Comments

[Marcthelightspark2004]

Not going to read, just gonna downvote cus you said please.

[AleaJactaEst]

Alright. Why do I have exactly a single chapter of this read (and it's not the first?) and have a like on this story...

No, you know what, I don't want to know.

[Autumn Colors Fall]

I downvoted this story 3 months ago then came back to un-downvote it because... I don't know, there are only so many creative ways to respond to this.

[Georg]

They also love mambos.

[Admiral Biscuit]

Batponies love mangos.
Present Perfect loves batponies.
Therefore, by the transitive property, Present Perfect is a mango.

[Super Trampoline]

9988847
Perry Como? You’re really showing your age, Georg!

[Super Trampoline]

9988694
Now you can downvote it again in three more months!

[Delphina34]

I'm not sure whether to upvote or downvote this. This is a work of genius rivaled only by My Immortal.

Actually, I just read it and My Immortal is definitely worse.

[Autumn Colors Fall]

9988926
I'm going to downvote the story and close the tab at the same time, leaving it in a state of uncertain approval. Schrödinger's Downvote.

[Georg]

9988848 Explains how he's so sweet.

[Piccolo Sky]

A batpony will quite literally eviscerate you for a mango.

[Super Trampoline]

9988848

Present Perfect loves batponies.

i.rocdn.com/v2/2200887?w=1024&h=1024

[Super Trampoline]

9988936
The site mods know I can write well so I have to make this fairly error free, instead focusing more on the stupidity of it. Fanfiction.net or where ever My Immortal was published doesn’t have quite the same degree of quality control.

[Super Trampoline]

9988987
Nae, we are loving, gentle, sadly misunderstood creatures.

[Delphina34]

9989616
Yeah, I noticed a few little errors in the story. My Immortal was WAY worse though. I’m a proofreader, and I have a pretty high tolerance for grammar errors, but that monstrosity was in a class of its own. Constantly misspelled names, spelling errors every other word. Random author notes in the middle of the sentence. There was one character who was expelled from hogwarts, then she gets murdered, then next chapter she’s back again and friends with Ebony, like nothing had happened.

I’m not a huge Harry Potter fan, but I had heard about this story and wanted to see if it was really as bad as they said. It fell into the category of “well that’s 2 hours of my life I’ll never get back.”

[Smithers888]

That batpony sure does love mangoes! And you're right about Echo being cute, too.

If you haven’t noticed, I love making out.

I noticed you do it a lot, so either you love it or you know mares love doing it with you and are selflessly affording them that pleasure. Possibly both.