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by Super Trampoline

Chapter 5: Angle Bunny is Acute Rabbit

Angle Bunny wasn't eating his vegetables because he is a very picky eater. So I talked to him. Fluttershy taught me how to talk to animals. I'm not as good as her, but it still worked. I taught him how there are rabbits living in Saddle Arabia who are starving, so he should be thankful for his salad. So he ate it. "Wow, Super, you're so sweet and caring," Fluttershy sang-song as she threw a kiss on the tip of my muzzle. It was nice. I was tired, so I went and took a nap in a cloud. I can't shape clouds as well as pegasi, but they are still very comfortable.

Author's Note:

This chapter should be longer, but I'm pretty tired, and it's not like I'm threatening my downvote/upvote ratio.

Comments

[Estee]

Your ultimate plan is to post a chapter with -1 words, isn't it?

[Super Trampoline]

6040665 My Little Trollfic: Broken Word Counts are Magic?

[jazzie366 FLUFFKIN]

This is the best thing I've ever read.

[goaway]

[kalash93]

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[HiddenUnderACouch]

Well... at least it's not a soldier in Equestria story. I can at least respect that.

[Jimbo Saggins]

6040968 AN MLP FANFIC ON THE INTERNET

[CassandraMyOCisBestpony]

When Cassandra visited Angel, she reminded him that there are griffons starving in Griffonstone who would gladly eat rabbit. He doesn't bother Fluttershy anymore.

[Tetrominon]

Downvoted from the Contents page. You're welcome.

[The Accursed One]

6041059
>inb4 author makes the main character a soldier

[Rinnaul]

This is almost, but not quite, actually funny.

[femikol]

I want to read this because it's a trollfic, but the comments scare me. O_O

[Leonzilla]

6031467 My answer is no, I enjoyed that piece way too much for it.

That fic was much entertainment for me and the fact that it currently stands at an 11/240 (Over 95% Downvotes) up-vote down-vote ratio is the icing in the cake. XD

Of course, I'm not about to ruin that by upvoting this myself; yet I can't possibly down-vote a story that it's so...bad

Therefore that fic much like this one it's a no rating from me, :D

~Leonzilla

[Super Trampoline]

6042149 that's the sweet spot

[SuperKamek]

You know a Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu doesn't need to be an Alicorn. He/She just needs to be perfect with no flaws whatsoever. I'm actually, genuinely impressed that you've made a "story" this bad. You get...

...the sticker of doom.

[Super Trampoline]

6051787 WOO! I can add it to my collection, right next to the sticker of incompetence and the sticker of mediocrity!

[PeachySenpai]

Dear god please tell me this is a trollfic.

[Super Trampoline]

6052380 nope, 100% serious.

[PeachySenpai]

6052567 said the troll who wrote the terrible trollfic.

[Super Trampoline]

6052761 are you kidding? This is a Herculean work of genius, surpassing even the legendary My Immortal!

[PeachySenpai]

6053199 img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140912213621/t-r-o-t-c/images/0/0c/Mexican_troll_face_by_mariodude12312-d5mtl9z.png

[Littlecolt]

TRAMPOLINE-SAMA! HOW CAN YOU BE SO FLIPPANT, YET SO DESIRABLE?!

[Super Trampoline]

6053999 it's my burden to bear, my curse to carry.

[Regidar]

6025280 satire is funny, my friend

[Lunaexcelsior]

6054189 Of course I know this isn't serious. You think a title like that would be in a serious fic? I was just making jojes because, as stated in my comment, this fic is extremely fun to riff on (I may have watche too much NC before I wrote that comment lol). Plus this what I said in one of my comments

It's a ridiculous and dumb little fanfic but you clearly intended it that way so hey no harm no fault. I just don't understand why everybody has their panties up in a knot,

It was simply a joke. If you didn't find it funny that's fine but I just like to clarify it. No harm no fault

[Super Trampoline]

6054475 My Satyr friend is funny.

[CassandraMyOCisBestpony]

6037243 i love this comment. Cassandra will let you touch her mane.

[Super Trampoline]

6056120 Man, when I try to touch Cassondra's main, all I get is a restraining order.

[My Sister Tia]

This is one odd chapter.

[Marcthelightspark2004]

Angle Bunny wasn't eating his vegetables because he is a very picky eater. So I talked to him. Fluttershy taught me how to talk to animals. I'm not as good as her, but it still worked. I taught him how there are rabbits living in Saddle Arabia who are starving, so he should be thankful for his salad. So he ate it. "Wow, Super, you're so sweet and caring," Fluttershy sang-song as she threw a kiss on the tip of my muzzle. It was nice. I was tired, so I went and took a nap in a cloud. I can't shape clouds as well as pegasi, but they are still very comfortable.

Ahem.

First off. If there are rabbits starving, shouldn't angel donate the food rather than eat it?

Secon off. Yes, clouds are comfortable.