My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the princesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures!
"Red alert! Red Alert! Enemy Mare E-Sues are inbound !" Came a voice from outside.
Everypony scrambled out of the tent. In the distance, perhaps a mile a way, hundreds of colorful dots punctured the blue horizon.
"Super Trampoline!" Steve galloped up to me. "Super Trampoline, you must find the Temple of Supreme Awesomeness. Inside you shall find the Magical Elixir of Wellness. Bring it back to what is left of this camp. You must go now before the Mare E-Sue's spot you."
"But Steve," I asked, "what of you and your peoples?"
"We shall stay and fight. We can win this battle, but not this war. For that, you are our only hope. I believe in you! Now go!"
Steve believes in me.
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So... how long you gonna keep up this joke?
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I'm still many many many chapters away from the punchline.
Why do I do this to myself?
'Keeps waiting for updates.'
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You love the absurdity
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Of course I do.
And this is a masterful trollfic.
It is like watching a trainwreck in slow motion - you cannot help but see, and enjoy the show with some popcorn at your side.
Extra buttery, of course.
At the end of things when the world goes dim and cold or hot and close or it all tears apart from the atom up I will facepalm defiant and past the end I will downvote.