⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩

by Super Trampoline

Chapter 3: Super Trampoline and the Idiosyncrasies of Prench horn

Author's Note:
In case you haven't noticed during my two years here on this site, my cutie mark is a Prench horn. If you need a refresher course on what I look like, you can CLICK HERE. I understand that in the human world, it's called a French horn, which is weird because it's mostly German is design.

Here in the pony (and other creatures) world, it's called a Prench horn, as if from Prance, except it's really Germane in design. It's a very difficult instrument to play, especially with hooves, which describes most instruments to be honest. Our valve combinations are a bit different than yours, but it's still a lovely creature with over four octaves of range, and I'm really glad I chose to play it. I got my cutie mark when I was sick of being one a dozen flautists at my school and wanted to stand out. I was told the horn is really hard and I wanted a challenge, and well, here I am today, still playing it and still in love with music.*

But seriously, it's like all our instruments were designed with fingers in mind. Huh. Anyway, that's a very brief story about my Prench horn cutie mark. See, these chapters won't all be about my fillyfriends.

Author's Note:

*True story

My mark doesn't look exactly like this, but it's the closest I can find on earth.

Comments

[Obselescence]

Actually downvoting because this feels earnestly narcissistic.

[Soundslikeponies]

6024446
You must construct additional pylons.

[Majin Syeekoh]

No, you cannot write about the chainsaw slide.

[literacy]

Just because he isn't an alicorn, does NOT mean that he is isn't a Mary Sue. A Mary Sue character is a character that is perfect in every way

"Super Trampoline, my amazing coltfriend and all around upright and outstanding stallion, I need your help!"

I have nothing to say about this. Applejack is the pony who doesn't like asking for help

You're smart Super. That's why I love you.

Now it's just narcissistic.

One of my other talents is being generous.

Jeez, you have like a bigilion talnets.
*cough* Mary Sue! *cough*

she also has many other coltfriends. I am lucky to be one of them

If Cadence WASN'T faithful to Shining Armor, I am sure that he would notice, and care. The free love principle is fair, but not if you swore to be bound to another.

I didn't take the time to point out everything, but you get the point. Completely a Mary Sue. No flaws. The most desirable stallion in Equestria. You serriously can't deny it. I won't follow up with this story, and I highly recommend that nobody else does as well. So, in a way, it's kind of what you wanted

[Estee]

We can have an ambulance at your house in five minutes.

[Sauron]

Please ⇩vote!

*up votes out of spite*

[PegasusMesa]

6024446

Oo, oo, I've got some! Try me! Try me!

Don't call people assholes.

[Chaotic Note]

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bruh you broke Fimfic

[Chaotic Note]

I wonder if people are downvoting the story because they can't tell it's a super satire fic, or if they're doing so because of your title.

[Shocks]

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[Spenny The Pony]

Just looking at I know it's not trying to be serious. This is going to be a fun read.

~Squiggle-Squiggle~

[Dubs Rewatcher]

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You can't hog the chainsaw slide, Majin! The chainsaw slide should be for everyone!

[Super Trampoline]

Why does this have upvotes? Not even I upvoted it.

6025271 obsolescence deleted the comment I was responding to.

[Shocks]

6025304 I liked the comic more than the story, so...thumbs up?

[Chaotic Note]

6025283
the scale is broken

[Obselescence]

6025280

The proper response to anything that looks like reverse psychology is to downvote anyway. Covers all bases.

[FanOfMostEverything]

I'm not mad. I'm just very disappointed.

[Thaums]

ｈ̏ｉ̉ｌａｒ͚̦͊ｉ̪̆ͅｏ͙ｕｓ ａｎ̷ｄ ｏｒｉｇ͇͛̀ｉ̧ｎ́ａｌ̀

[Sauron]

6025309

Ahem:
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[Super Trampoline]

6025254 How about a fire truck instead? or even a Sherman tank.

[Super Trampoline]

6025347 you sound like my mom.

[Super Trampoline]

6025244 if I'm a Merry Sue, how come I broke my leg in chapter 4? A real Mary Sue wouldn't have gotten injured battling that hydra?

[punzil504]

Rotary valves seem like they would be a lot easier to play with hooves than piston valves...

[Bookish Delight]

Well this is three years late.

[Chicago Ted]

6025394
What Chapter 4? There's only three (at time of writing)!

[Spider8ite]

And here's another masterpiece of humanity and it must have all the upvotes in the world!
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[literacy]

6025394
A non Mary Sue most likely wouldn't get the chance. And I don't see a chapter 4

[Majin Syeekoh]

6025298 Only Super Trampoline can't write about it.

[Lokimen]

6025280
Satire? Satire?!

Spaceballs is satire, Airplane is satire, Naked Gun is satire. This is just writing the same shit that's in all those bad stories, but for some reason doing it in a 'comedic' tone makes it all right!

Well, guess what? This isn't funny, this isn't interesting. It's being a lazy fuck who doesn't have the brain matter to make an actual point, and wouldn't know comedy if they were hit in the face with a pie thrown by the ghost of the Three Stooges!

[Thaums]

why do people still make these anyway

you're like the one guy at work that tells a joke to his friends and gets a chuckle out of them, then tells the SAME FUCKING JOKE THE NEXT DAY

this isn't satirically funny. Not even ironically funny. It's bad

[Chicago Ted]

Brace yourselves, ladies and gentlemen-- I'm going in.

If I do not live to see tomorrow, give my regards to Sunnypack.

[FBEMF]

6025513
I didn't want to read this story at first. It seemed like a good trollfic, but not good enough.
6025244
But reading through the comments...
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6025323
Let's do this anyway.

[Smiles]

Hey, at least it's not another Soldier in Equestria story.

[Lokimen]

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You!
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[Thaums]

6025562
hello old friend

[Chicago Ted]

Chapter Three! Good gravy, was that fast!

In case you haven't noticed during my two years here on this site, my cutie mark is a Prench horn.

I'm sure we noticed. Here's the thing: WE DIDN'T CARE. It could have been a bloodied dagger for all we cared!

Here in the pony (and other creatures) world, it's called a Prench horn, as if from Prance, except it's really Germane in design.

Horse puns of course. Apparently one can't write a story on Fimfiction without 'em.

It's a very difficult instrument to play, especially with hooves, which describes most instruments to be honest.

Then why did ponies design instruments that way? Are they anticipating human contact, and want to be ready at a second's notice?

See, these chapters won't all be about my fillyfriends.

And this ends the story. You're quite right here, OP.

HOWEVER,

you can't write a story without a central conflict. Sure, I saw a bit of a conflict in Chapter One (Applejack and the surplus apples), but that was hardly anything. Plus, all chapters were under 1000 words, so that's a major turn-off for many readers, including myself. If you're going to continue this, ADD A CONFLICT. BUILD THE STORY AROUND IT. THEN RESOLVE IT. Great stories aren't made when everything's going good; great stories are made when something goes wrong, and the protagonist tries to fix the problem.

BOTTOM LINE: Read a book. Please, for the sanity of all on Fimfiction, read a book.

[Chaotic Note]

6025513
If u mad, it's working.

[Regina Wright]

Upvoting because of the french horn.

[RaritySimper44]

Yay a story the people on this site hate more than my own !

[midashguy]

I'm going to upvote this out of spite.
Also because this beautiful. Truly a misunderstood art form.

[Estee]

6025367

I temporarily fell under the allure of someone else's semi-brilliant madness. What set you off?

[DismantledAccount]

This is bad. It's not "so bad it's good." It's just bad. Terrible, even.

[Azure Blackstone]

I think my eyebrow embedded itself in the ceiling.

[Flint Sparks]

I'm telling Chuck Norris on you.

[Worst Pony]

Okay lol

[Super Trampoline]

6026006

You have one thing going for you. I have yet to see a deleted comment.

Yoshi89 Look you went and jinxed me.

[Yoshi89]

6026081

At least not on the first page where people can see them.

[Dr Judgement]

Got me OC story myself so I will not ding for that but I will ding you for managing to come up with a title so long that it's the longest title I've seen here...