My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the princesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures!
You may recall from chapter four, Hydras experience widespread discrimination in contemporary Equestrian society. Inasmuch, many hydras left the territories. But Florgishmontumeridaph was determined to make it. Inasmuch, one day, he paid a visit to an old friend, me, Super Trampoline. I had previously helped him out in court, and he wanted to both repay the favor and help himself. So he came to visit me.
“Hello, Super Trampoline,” the four-headed beast bellowed. “I’d like to open a massage parlor here in Ponyville. Would you like to be a practice customer?”
“Sure,” I said. “Just don’t, uh, crush me, please.”
Florgishmontumeridaph nodded. Rather than use his arms, since he didn’t have any, he used his various tongues to gently massage my back. It felt very nice, as my back had been sore lately, on account of bucking trees with Applejack last week. I sighed in bliss as I felt my tendons and ligaments and muscles and bones released endorphins. This went on for twenty minutes, and when he was finished, my back was slobbery, but super relaxed. I smiled. “Florgishmontumeridaph, that felt wonderful. I think this massage business idea could really take off.”
Florgishmontumeridaph‘s heads smiled in unison. “Awesome. Can you help me get a business license?”
‘Sure thing dude.”
Then we went out for drinks.
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My rebellious side tells me to upvote because you said to down vote.. so upvoting <3
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SKREEEEEEEEEE!
I have not even made it past the story page and I am scared of what is inside of this horrible abomination.
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Aww. Not even a gdoc?
*gives Deadpool's pout*
... then I'll wait for you to reupload the missing chapters. I want to read this in order!
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All I see I see is "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" lol
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I’ll put passwords on the unpublished chapters and pm you
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Yay!
Thanks for the trust! I was enjoying both the story and the comments!
So much need for oinment in the comments, too!
I have no words.
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Do we want to know what inspired this chapter?
😂😂😂
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I, on the contrary, have several words, which I make at home by crushing them up and putting them back together!
Is that what you call it? Bucking apples.
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Hey, this is a family-friendly fanfic! This passage contains no innuendo!