⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩

by Super Trampoline

Chapter 15: Ain't No Rest For the Lazy

"Okay, so here's the deal," I told my younger self: "I'm you from the future, here to relive what is now my past. Us interacting constantly is a recipe for disaster of the wibbly wobbly timey wimey sort. Doh ho ho a Doctor Who reference I'm so clever!"

Past me looked nonplussed. Isn't that a lovely word, nonplussed?

I think it's lovely.

Ahem.

"Anyway, here--" I hoofed him an envelope "--is a list of future happenings you should gamble on. Make wise bets and you'll be set for a few decades. Go do the traveling you've always wanted to do and be sure to write home."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?"

"Right, it's a lot to take in. I'll be back in a few hours. Pack up and take care!"

So I left him--who I guess was me, but now in a different universe, because I don't remember traveling around Equestria like Echo the Diamond Dog (RIP!)--to do his packing and get a train ticket and whatnot. I had some incoming librarians to romance.

Author's Note:

Comments

[psvitafanboy222]

7366536 Oh god. You're not talking about that shitty Harry Potter fanfiction, are you?!

[Super Trampoline]

7444266 Hey now, My Immortal redefined what fanfiction is capable of!

[psvitafanboy222]

7444278 Hmmm...

Have you read it? My bleach killed itself before I could drink it! That's how bad it is!

[Super Trampoline]

7444312 No, but I have read My Harshwhinnial, a vastly superior knockoff. I highly recommend it.

[horizon]

I feel obligated to downvote this simply to preserve its remarkable views/downvotes ratio.

Seriously: You've got almost as many downvotes as the story that started the Fall of Equestria* universe, on about 5% of the views. That's breathtaking.

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* Life pro-tip: do not google this

[Super Trampoline]

7445223 I'm aware of the universe, mostly through Gabriel Lavelle or whatever his name is ranting about it.

My goal is 1000 downvotes.

Which is actually doable.

[Mx Story Anomalax]

7445223 It's too beautiful for me to downvote. :(

[Super Trampoline]

7445463 D O W N V O T E F O R H A R A M B E

[Super Trampoline]

7475433 I should probably fix that.

[Super Trampoline]

7445223
And now have more downvotes than any other story! :D

[Marcthelightspark2004]

"Okay, so here's the deal," I told my younger self: "I'm you from the future, here to relive what is now my past. Us interacting constantly is a recipe for disaster of the wibbly wobbly timey wimey sort. Doh ho ho a Doctor Who reference I'm so clever!"

Damnit, you managed to make this reference before I did!

[Marcthelightspark2004]

I think it's lovely.

same

[Marcthelightspark2004]

"Anyway, here--" I hoofed him an envelope "--is a list of future happenings you should gamble on. Make wise bets and you'll be set for a few decades. Go do the traveling you've always wanted to do and be sure to write home."

I hope he doesn't go the Back to the Future II route.

[Marcthelightspark2004]

So I left him--who I guess was me, but now in a different universe, because I don't remember traveling around Equestria like Echo the Diamond Dog (RIP!)--to do his packing and get a train ticket and whatnot. I had some incoming librarians to romance.

Huh. Good on ya.

[Super Trampoline]

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Now I'm well on my way to 2,000 downvotes!!!