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by Super Trampoline

Super Trampoline Gives Two Cheese Recommendations: BellaVitano Merlot and Ricotta || Also I make fun of bronies a bit

One day the human version of Super Trampoline visited the Tustin Ranch Ralphs Grocery and got some pretty good deals, but he's a filthy meat eater so I'd rather not dwell on that. Anyway, in the pony world, I visited Robs Grocery, named after the pony whose name is Rob in the song "Danger Danger". And the cheesemonger there hooked me up with a bucking amazing cheese called BellaVitano Merlot.
I have no clue what a Bellavitano is, but a Bellavitano Merlot (or Merlot Bellavitano as it was called at Robs) is cheese soaked in Merlot wine. Very pricey bougie cheese I won't buy all the time but holy kimchi it was heckin delicious!

And ricotta cheese is great but lasagna never has enough of it in it so I just bought some as wing food. (finger food in the human world; it's a bit hard to stick a hoof in the plastic container, good thing I'm a bat pony. Sucks to be earth ponies I guess nah just kidding this story takes a stand against racism and I mean besides who would you rather face in a fight? Starlight Glimmer or Pinkie Pie?

I dunno both are pretty OP I'd rather just make out with them.

I think I'm going to go do that so have fun y'all hope you enjoy my cheese recs while I go enmesh muzzles with two of my favorite mare friends. Must suck to be the human reading this where Ponkers and GlimGlam are imaginary characters.

But hey, maybe you can commission a custom dakimakura with them both on it and you can pick it up at BABSCon next year. You sad, sad, man (or possibly woman or enby, but statistically speaking, probably a man and/or manchild)

Author's Note:

Sucks to suck lol https://derpibooru.org/images/1605140

Comments

[Octavias Melody]

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Bold of you to assume I think you're that smart.

[Tricky-Step]

is this a shit fic made for the giggles and the author is being cheeky by telling everyone to downvote it for more laughs? cuz if its not that than... cringe.

[Super Trampoline]

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This is far and away the best story on this website. I call it please downvote to give other stories a fighting chance. Anyway speaking of cringe I hope you enjoy this comic:
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[Super Trampoline]

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Hashtag Rude

[Kentavritsa]

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Well see there you go. I may have a (dappled) black coat,but there is nary a hair of red on my fur save a tiny splotch or two within my cutiemark. Ipso facto, I can't be a Gary Mary Student Six were a great late era addition to the show, even if the school of friendship plotline had some major issues.

Based on the MLP standards up to date, the fur and mane are basically just single colours, posibly permitting gradients and highlights.
Red and Black is an expression, even if it may commonly be recognised in the colours of the character. The character does not have to contain either Black or Red to qualify for the expression. It would be more of a character archtype of bad OCs.
On the note, the colours of the Cutie Mark does not count in this case. Even if it could be an indicator, to the point.
Sadly, each seson and plotline had their respective issues. If you take the time to disect with care; they will be obvious as such. We just enjoy the show, for what was offered in the form of colourfull and generally well made entertainment. With a few highlights and a good message thrown in as desert..

Unlike this loser who's clearly the creation of a horrific wish fulfilment writer who's probably a man child who lives in his moms basement and thrives on a diet consisting of 85% chicken tensors. And also has a Twilight Sparkle dakimakura that smells like BO.

Wishfullfillemt tends to be bad, unless you put in the effort commonly lacking because of the type of story it is embedded into.
Why do we care where they life, or what they eat?