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by Super Trampoline

Chapter 10: You Better Believe I've Got Trix Up My Sleeves, Except I Don't Have Sleeves.

So one day I was bored so I decided to visit my girlfriend Trixie. Trixie used to be a minor antagonist but now she is sort of good. I say sort of because she still has a lot to learn but then again don't we all. Well, by "we" I mean everypony but myself, for we all fall short of the glory of Super Trampoline. Ponies can still aspire to rise to my glory and perfection, of course. I'm a benevolent pony.

Anyway Trixie lived in a wagon now and travelled all over Equestia, which honestly is what she did before she visited Ponyville too so I guess not much has changed. We write a lot of letters to each other and it's super romantic, just like I am toward all of my fillyfriends, for romanticness is next to Godlyness and I'm pretty godly. So we write lots of mushy letters to each other but today she was actually back in Ponyville.

I like her charisma and excellent showmareship. She likes that I comissioned her a new wagon after the Ursurus Major crushed the first one. Also, our shared mutual love of Pyrotechnics.

Anyway, since she was in town, we headed to the remote foothills a few miles outside of town to where we were all alone, just us, and we did something very intimate that only two ponies who really love should do together.

We blew sht up!

Author's Note:

Comments

[Mx Story Anomalax]

Goddamn. Every chapter of this is a gem.

[Super Trampoline]

6161529 Rarity says the same thing about me.

[Sanguine Eyes]

6052567
lol I get the feeling you are just trying to troll haters... I applaud this action XD
I voted thumbs up on your story ^_^

[Humanoid]

Also, he's obviously the seventh element.

He's nitrogen?

[Super Trampoline]

6242813 Yes. He's 70% of the Earth's athmosphere--that's why he's so powerful and important.

[Phobos]

6105544 Pffft naaaah not worse than sombra. *puts away how to be evil book. And then hides battleaxe.*

[TLP]

Before I came here, a few people actually gave me a couple words of wisdom about this story.

This is..

...

A work of the Gods (If you count Hitler and Vlad the Impaler as 'Gods').

- Got Rootbeer

Better than that one Sandy Hook parody story.

- Knighty (Have mercy)

This is easily the second worst tragedy to hit New York. Tied with Donald Trump.

- New York Times

[Base-Delta-Zero]

Whelp, balls to the wall hoys, tome to give this a shot!

[RattPitt]

This is terrible. I love it. 10/10. Downvoted.

[Super Trampoline]

6295698 how dare you insult this work of supreme perfection!

[AppleDJack]

Ann I'm seeing things or did y'all just changed everything in this story from mature to everyone!?

[Super Trampoline]

6442802 perhaps you're thinking of a different story I recently published which does have the mature rating. And is also a troll fic.

[AppleDJack]

6445870 oh okay! Phew and I thoughh I was getting crazy.

[MrSp33dy123]

Just reading this story's description, this is going to be one heck of a top kek.

[Super Trampoline]

6555368 it's a Star Trek get rekt Glenn beck heck of a kek.

[Marcthelightspark2004]

So one day I was bored so I decided to visit my girlfriend Trixie. Trixie used to be a minor antagonist but now she is sort of good. I say sort of because she still has a lot to learn but then again don't we all. Well, by "we" I mean everypony but myself, for we all fall short of the glory of Super Trampoline. Ponies can still aspire to rise to my glory and perfection, of course. I'm a benevolent pony.

Your becoming Stuy again.

[Marcthelightspark2004]

Anyway Trixie lived in a wagon now and travelled all over Equestia, which honestly is what she did before she visited Ponyville too so I guess not much has changed. We write a lot of letters to each other and it's super romantic, just like I am toward all of my fillyfriends, for romanticness is next to Godlyness and I'm pretty godly. So we write lots of mushy letters to each other but today she was actually back in Ponyville.

Again, hard to make the argument your not a mary stu if your godly.

[Marcthelightspark2004]

I like her charisma and excellent showmareship. She likes that I comissioned her a new wagon after the Ursurus Major crushed the first one. Also, our shared mutual love of Pyrotechnics.

Oh dear lord. I can't wait to see the fireworks!

[Marcthelightspark2004]

Anyway, since she was in town, we headed to the remote foothills a few miles outside of town to where we were all alone, just us, and we did something very intimate that only two ponies who really love should do together.

Fuk?

[Marcthelightspark2004]

We blew sht up!

Even better

[Super Trampoline]

10162537
Are narcissism and hubris not negative character traits?

[Super Trampoline]

10162539
This is a riff on the saying "cleanliness is next to godliness.

[Super Trampoline]

10162544
GASP! NAUGHTY LANGUAGE! IN MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!