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RattPitt


Fanfic writer of many genres & aspiring voice actor. Fluttershy is best pony. Any questions/requests/etc? Send me a PM or contact me on Twitter (@RattPitt).

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Tree Hugger finds a fun plant and tries to open her door.

Rated T for drug use and mild language. Contains spoilers for Make New Friends, But Keep Discord. This is also my first attempt at writing a comedy.

Cover art by TheLazypanda1.

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Have you ever looked at your hooves? No, really I'm serious. You gotta LOOK at 'em...

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(Looks at the title)
Ahhh, I see what you did there.

Bogart.... the last time I heard that term was in Pot Wars.

"THC-3PO man, we gotta find Princess Leafa!"
"We've got bigger problems in here Master Luke, Hans Solo is bogarting all the weed, and Munchie the Wookie ate all the freetones!"

Whatever the bogart that word means, it bogarting well seems you have bogarted Tree Hugger true to her bogarting character, and have had a bogarting good time yourself, my good dear bogart!

There were, however, some weird leaves with eight points on them.

I see you're a Michael Moorcock fan. Though of course Discord was long before Moorcok was even born.

Plus, this plant had a nice smell to it. Smell and taste are linked, so why not? It's probably not poisonous. It's not like she lived on the border of the Everfree Forest, unlike Fluttershy.

Given equine senses, this might be reasonable. Merely-human senses would make this a good way of risking suicide. My wife is a natural scientist and likes to read about edible and poisonous plants, so I've heard some horror stories. Especially avoid unknown mushrooms, as some of them have nasty ways of killing you!

Of course, Discord has too much of a sense of humor to just kill her.

What did I just read?

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