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Jake finds himself roped into a high tea with Princess Celestia and a group of snobby nobles. The lunch is boring, the tea is boring, and the nobles are boring. Jake must brave a conversation with Rarity before he can escape and get some damn coffee.
Starswirl the Bearded is not used to dealing with fans, not surprising since he never had one before. But when a certain purple unicorn of the distant future discovers time traveling, Starswirl soon finds his comfortable days coming to an abrupt end.
The changeling has retired from fighting on the front lines. This doesn’t prevent the war Princesses from sending him to bring several lost soldiers back home.
After the changelings tried to take over Canterlot and Equestria, many of Queen Chrysalis’ soldiers were captured. One changeling is hired as a spy and must go on a mission that will determine Equestria’s future.
Bogart.... the last time I heard that term was in Pot Wars.
"THC-3PO man, we gotta find Princess Leafa!" "We've got bigger problems in here Master Luke, Hans Solo is bogarting all the weed, and Munchie the Wookie ate all the freetones!"
Whatever the bogart that word means, it bogarting well seems you have bogarted Tree Hugger true to her bogarting character, and have had a bogarting good time yourself, my good dear bogart!
There were, however, some weird leaves with eight points on them.
I see you're a Michael Moorcock fan. Though of course Discord was long before Moorcok was even born.
Plus, this plant had a nice smell to it. Smell and taste are linked, so why not? It's probably not poisonous. It's not like she lived on the border of the Everfree Forest, unlike Fluttershy.
Given equine senses, this might be reasonable. Merely-human senses would make this a good way of risking suicide. My wife is a natural scientist and likes to read about edible and poisonous plants, so I've heard some horror stories. Especially avoid unknown mushrooms, as some of them have nasty ways of killing you!
Of course, Discord has too much of a sense of humor to just kill her.
Have you ever looked at your hooves? No, really I'm serious. You gotta LOOK at 'em...
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Cool beans, man.
(Looks at the title)
Ahhh, I see what you did there.
Bogart.... the last time I heard that term was in Pot Wars.
"THC-3PO man, we gotta find Princess Leafa!"
"We've got bigger problems in here Master Luke, Hans Solo is bogarting all the weed, and Munchie the Wookie ate all the freetones!"
Whatever the bogart that word means, it bogarting well seems you have bogarted Tree Hugger true to her bogarting character, and have had a bogarting good time yourself, my good dear bogart!
Good ibes man.
I see you're a Michael Moorcock fan. Though of course Discord was long before Moorcok was even born.
Given equine senses, this might be reasonable. Merely-human senses would make this a good way of risking suicide. My wife is a natural scientist and likes to read about edible and poisonous plants, so I've heard some horror stories. Especially avoid unknown mushrooms, as some of them have nasty ways of killing you!
Of course, Discord has too much of a sense of humor to just kill her.
What did I just read?