Poetry From Equestria And Beyond

by LyraAlluse

40 Manehattan Fashion College By Coco Pommel

Manehattan Fashion College

By Coco Pommel

Oh Manehattan Fashion College,
I just can't agree with you,
With your steep parking prices,
Expensive tuition,
And grumpy administration too.

Yeah, Manehattan Fashion College,
I just can't agree with you,
So I won't attend you,
And I'll never send you,
Anyone to visit you.

It's not like I didn't try,
To like your campus,
I'll admit that's nice,

That is until you realize,
That all that landscaping,
Comes at a price,

At the expense of the poor ponies,
Who work three jobs just to attend,
And spend the rest of their lives,
Paying off loans that you provide.

Oh Manehattan Fashion College,
I just can't agree with you,
With your steep parking prices,
Expensive tuition,
And grumpy administration too.

Yeah, Manehattan Fashion College,
I just can't agree with you,
So I won't attend you,
And I'll never send you,
Anyone to visit you.

Meanwhile graduates can't get hired,
Because you never teach them,
How to not to get fired,

So they have to come back,
Spend more money,
For more degrees that will leave them hungry,

And that's why these days you'll find,
A beautiful soul with a brilliant mind,
Working in fast food, Flipping burgers,
When they could be out in the world changing many lives.

Oh Manehattan Fashion College,
I just can't agree with you,
With your steep parking prices,
Expensive tuition,
And grumpy administration too.

Yeah, Manehattan Fashion College,
I just can't agree with you,
So I won't attend you,
And I'll never send you,
Anyone to visit you.

Yeah singing,

Oh Manehattan Fashion College,
I just can't agree with you,
With your steep parking prices,
Expensive tuition,
And grumpy administration too.

Yeah, Manehattan Fashion College,
I just can't agree with you,
So I won't attend you,
And I'll never send you,
Anyone to visit you.

Comments

[LyraAlluse]

6021392 I am glad that you enjoyed it. ^^

[LyraAlluse]

6021403 Aww, thank you. XD And thank you for the watch. I will return the favor.

[LyraAlluse]

6463344 Thank you for the great review and I am happy that you enjoyed the poems. :)

This actually started as a project of turning all of my old poetry from high school into something pony related so it wouldn't just sit on my computer, useless. :P

So I am glad that I was able to turn something old into something new.

[LyraAlluse]

6480362 I am glad that you enjoyed reading it. :)

[LyraAlluse]

6480370 Well thank you. I appreciate the kind comment.

[LyraAlluse]

6480376 I am glad that you liked it.

[LyraAlluse]

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[LyraAlluse]

6639903 I am glad that you liked it. :)

[LyraAlluse]

6639921 I am glad that it is Spike approved. :)

[LyraAlluse]

6639967 It commented here like five times for some reason. Sorry about that.

[LyraAlluse]

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[Oromis4591]

hmm, sounds like most life nowadays.

[Oromis4591]

6640566 lol

[Oromis4591]

6640540 lol

[Oromis4591]

6640249 so then it is supposed to say 'summer is winter' and 'winter is autumn' or something along those lines, right?

[LyraAlluse]

6640649 Yes. I fixed it. :)

[An Old Chrysalis Simp]

Damn nice poems man.

[LyraAlluse]

7194181 Thank you so much. I am happy that you enjoyed reading them.

[NicLove]

Before I read it, what is the Dark tag for?
And how bad does it get ?

[LyraAlluse]

7970979 There's nothing too dark or disturbing in this collection. It mainly just covers tragic or sad events in a character's past in the form of a flashback. But it isn't anything too graphic.

[NicLove]

7971738

It mainly just covers tragic or sad events in a character's past in the form of a flashback.

But there is no SAD tag

[LyraAlluse]

8427560 Hmmm good point. I could always add the sad tag since it applies.

[LyraAlluse]

8427560 It won't let me add sad because it conflicts with comedy (and there are funny poems too so I can't remove that tag). But I added drama and took away dark as none of the poems are really dark anyway.

[NicLove]

8427617

It won't let me add sad because it conflicts with comedy

So.. you can't make a sad Comedy ?

not sad melodramas !?

[LyraAlluse]

8427628 I suppose not. :L