• Member Since 6th Dec, 2011
  • offline last seen Mar 15th, 2016

Kody910


Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?

E

[2nd-Person Fic starring you and Madame LeFlour]

The day to day life on the shelves has grown mundane to you. You begin to wish you had never been manufactured as you waste away on the line in the market.

But when a pink mare comes and takes you away, you never imagined just how much your life would change.

Author's Note: This is a result of me not sleeping for 56 hours straight, keeping myself going only on Sierra Mist and Oreos.

Think of this a la Toy Story.

I am so sorry for writing this.

Good lord, I'm going to bed.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 26 )

i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2012/2/9/9ed159da-92a2-488b-8088-425f3adbd710.gif

Just so you know, I'm not responding to comments on this one. If I don't know why I wrote this, I can't answer questions you may have about it.

I'll get back to work on Scorched within the next few days...

Who knew Oreos and Mountain Dew combined to make a psychoactive substance?

Pour Some Sugar On Me - Def Leppard

You drink Sierra Mist?!

Be a man and drink Mountain Dew! Combine that with a bag of cheddar popcorn, and you'll be shit-faced for days. :derpytongue2:

>Second Person Story Starring You and Madame LeFlour
...
:rainbowhuh:Welp, that's a first.

624158

I don't even know who LeFlour is! :rainbowlaugh:

624174
She's a sack of flour in Party Of One.

An original pairing with a fantastic show don't tell structure and a lovely pace.
Thumbs up good sir.

Well, I was going to try to make a sexual joke about this, but I can't think of..... Hold on!

Mme. LeFlour really likes it when you lick her sack...

Scratch that first part I thought of one.

And in case you wanted to know why I made a sexual joke on the story, it's because she's a sack of flour. It's already a completely ridiculous idea, why not make it more ridiculous?

And by saying it is ridiculous, I mean no offense to the author. This is one heckuva crack ship, and I loved it.

The fact that this is only the Sixth or fifth most screwed up idea I've seen tonight speaks miles about the sites I visit. But, reading a list about six of Japan's craziest games will do that to you.

Wow, I would've never thought of this. Madame LeFlour!:pinkiehappy:

I fucking LOVE making relationships with lifeless objects! I kiss my computer every week, for example! I also talk to the voice in my head!

Please take me away.

What a cool story. I could practically feel what it was like to hug that flour.
Thumbs up.

This... is so much better than what I originally expected. Very enjoyable :eeyup:

Having come from Rejuvenate, I'm so very terribly confused by the sudden shift. Confusion is a good thing however, as tvtropes tends to rot the part of the brain responsible for feeling that over time.:pinkiecrazy: :rainbowlaugh:

This fic made me laugh so bad, and got me so happy, that I finally got myself to register in this site! :pinkiehappy:
This. Is. Awesome!

Why....
WHY.......
WHY DO I LIKE THIS STORY SO MUCH?!??!?

Pfft...
lunachan.net/arch/src/132141896394.gif
I cannot BELIEVE I didn't notice it said LeFlour instead of Lefleur! xD Still, good for the lawlz. Thanks!

I know people brag about how good they are in the sack, but this is ridiculous!

What did I just read... Grabs mt.dew and Oreos...*5 minutes later* :pinkiecrazy:

Oh, Gods! xD This is pure gold!

keeping myself going only on Sierra Mist and Oreos

That sounds healthy.

Not really sure what to say about this story...lol

Why did i like this? :facehoof: intresting though

Login or register to comment