• Published 13th May 2015
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My New Life - Serious



What happens when a brony obsessed with MLP, and DBZ, gets transported to the world of Equestria Girls

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Broly meets Akame ga Kill, Gogeta vs. Broly

As Discord and I were heading towards the bakery.

"G-Get AWAY!!!" I heard a woman's voice scream.

"KAKAROT!!!!" Just as I heard this, I almost died.

"No... NO NO NO!" I started to yell. "NOT FUCKING BROLY!!"

"Oh, you know him?" Discord asked.

"No, I was talking about someone else." I replied sarcastically. "Look we need to stop him, I don't know how but we have to." I said, turning Super Saiyan.

"Oh, wait you're serious." Discord said.

"Of course I am, he could destroy the world in an instant." I said, then I heard someone shout something

"INCURSIO!" I heard him shout, I then saw who it was.

"Oh... my... kami kai... FUCK YEA!" I yelled.

"Who is it?" Asked Discord.

"There the mother fucking Night Raid." I said. "Time to show off my stuff."

"LIONELLE" I heard another shout, to see Leone.

"Ya know what." I said powering down. "Lets see what they can do."

"Are you sure about this?" Asked Discord.

"Pfft, yeah and if they do need me I'll step in." I said, I then saw them charge at him. "Popcorn, please."

First, Bro went at him but Broly just hit him through a building, then Tatsumi jumped out of nowhere , and tried to cut him, no effect.

"HAHAHAHA, I'LL CRUSH YOU IN AN INSTANT!!" Broly yelled grabbing him by the head and throwing him into the sky.

"TATSUMI!!" I heard Mine yell. "Grrrr, PUMPKIN!" She yelled send a wave of energy at him, when it finished there was only smoke. "Ha, not so tough now huh." She taunted.

"Was that supposed to do something?" He asked, he then punched her in the gut and threw her at Tatsumi.

"Ok maybe I should step in... right about... NOW!" I yelled, rushing in, it was Akame's turn to fight. "BROLY... it isn't then you want, it's me right?"

"K-KAKA-... KAKAROT!" He yelled rushing at me.

"KAMEHAME... HAAAAAAA!" I yelled, sending out Goku's signature, sending Broly into a building. "Akame, here give these to your friends." I ordered throwing three Senzus 'Thank you Discord' I though.

"How d-" I cut her off.

"Just give it to them, we don't have time for this." I said.

"Sorry." I heard someone yell. "But he's mine."

I turned to see someone leaped into the air, I then saw who it was. "DAMMIT LEONE, YOU DON"T KNOW HIS POWER HE"S TOO STRONG FOR YOU!"

"Yeah, we'll see about that." She said, jumping onto him. "How do you even know me?"

"You should have listen to him... because now, I'LL KILL YOU!!" Broly yelled grabbing her by the throat.

I went up to him and punched him in the face, making him drop Leone, but only sending him back a couple of feet.

"Next time... listen." I told her, I then proceeded to turn into a Super Saiyan Two.

"KAKAROT!!!!!" He yelled.

We charged at each other sending massive combos of punches and kicks at one another, it ended in him hitting me into the ground.

"NOW, I'LL SQUASH YOU, HAHAHAHA!!!" He yelled.

I was stuck, I couldn't move... 'I this really what it feels like to fight Broly... fuck' I thought to myself. He then started to knee me into the ground, until by a miracle, a certain prince came to my assistance.

"Get up Kakarot." He ordered, I just nodded.

"How can you get up after getting beaten like that?" Asked Tatsumi

"Lets make a deal, beat the planet destroyer now, ask questions later." I said, he nodded, I then got a brilliant idea. "Vegeta, Broly is too strong for the both of use, maybe we can... ya know."

"What are you getting at... NO, I AM NOT DOING THAT RIDICULOUS DANCE AGAIN!!!" He shouted.

"Come on, it's obvilous hes gotten a lot stronger since last time." I said.

"NO, I WILL NOT DO IT." He barked.

"Come on, it's the only way." I said.

"Then how did you beat him the first time?" He asked.

"I used the energy, from everyone, remember." I said.

He stayed silent. "Vegeta." I whined.

"Fine, lets just get this over with." He said.

"What dance?" Asked Akame.

"Just watch." I said. "You remember how to do it Vegeta?" He nodded. "Alright lets do this."

We then performed the dance. "FU... SION... HAAA!" We yelled in sync, there was a blinding light for a couple of second until it revealed... Veku? "NO, dammit Vegeta, you did it wrong."

"Hahahaha, oh my GOD, this hilarious." I heard Leone say.

"This is your plan?" Asked Tatsumi.

"No Vegeta, must've done something wrong... but lets just roll with... this" We said, just to see Broly. "Or we can wait thirty minutes... your call."

"Let me just finish him." Said Akame.

"No... you blade, sure it may be dangerous, but it can't pierce through his skin." We said.

"So we just, wait?" Asked Leone.

"Pretty much." We said.

*Twenty-Five minutes later*

"Ha found you." Said Broly.

"No we need more time." We said.

"That's it no more waiting." Said Leone.

"Here goes nothing..." We said and charged at him, after three hits we had to catch our breath. "This... is gonna... hurt."

*Four minutes later*

As we were about to hit him again until we spit in two again, we found were the others were hiding and landed.

"Ok Vegeta, you need to watch those finger." I said.

"Hmpt, so you just think I'll do it again?" He asked, I gave him a "seriously" look. "F-Fine, one more time."

We then did the dance again. "FU... SION... HAAA!" We yelled in sync again. There was another blinding light for about ten second then when the light dimmed down, it revealed one man standing there.

"Who are you?" I heard Broly ask.

"Heh, I'm so glad you asked." We said.

"W-Where the Prince... WHERE IS KAKAROT!!!!?" He asked angrily.

"I am not Goku or Vegeta, I the one who will destroy you." We said.

"RAHAHAHAHA, you're just making it easier for me, now I can kill you both at the same time." Broly said.

"Is that so... ok then, amuse me." We taunted. He then attempted to hit us, but to his demise we were gone. "Behind you." We taunted again.

"H-How?" He question.

"This is you end Broly." We shouted. "BIG BANG!"

Broly then flew into the air. "I WILL KILL YOU!!!" He shouted sending his attack at us.

"KAMEHAMEHAAAAA!!!" We yelled sending our own attack at him, our blasts collided, but quickly ours started to go up.

"NO, you may be a Super Saiyan... BUT YOU AREN'T LEGENDARY!!!!" He yelled.

"Yeah ok." We said. "Lets end this."

"NO NO NO!!" He yelled again.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" We shouted sending our blast up even faster, then we had it swallow him whole and send him into orbit. "This the ultimate fusion."

"Vegeta." We heard someone say, we turned to see the girls.

"No, thats Goku silly." Said Pinkie, then realizing what she just said. "GOKU!"

"Uhhh, gotta go bye." We said, but she grabbed onto our foot.

"Not this time." She said.

'Come on fusion just a little longer' We thought.

"Wait, are you sure... he looks more like Vegeta." Said Twilight.

"Who are you?" Asked Rainbow.

"I am Gogeta." We said.

"Where is Goku and Vegeta then?" Questioned Twilight.

"We are them, they are us." We answered, then it clicked in their minds.

"You both combined?" Asked Rainbow.

"Fused." We corrected.

"Whatever." She said. "Will you be like this forever?"

"No... just thirty minutes." We answered.

"That all I need." Said Pinkie.

"Oh boy." We said.

Author's Note:

Done