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Guardian Talon

Warning. Prolonged exposure may result in: Insanity, Eye Hemorrhaging, Rational Fear.


Equestria is still recovering from the effects of Discord's tainted tea. The air of calm determination from the princesses has prevented chaos in their panicky pony population. Now is the time to move forward and adapt to these changes, either one's own or those of family, friends and neighbors.

Mostly a bunch of small ideas packed together. Don't expect a solid and compelling storyline.
It's not necessary but helps if you read 'And Thus, I Became the Tatzlprincess' or at least know what a tatzlpony is.
Tagged sex for a few small jokes.

Chapters (6)
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Comments ( 34 )

Nice. I'm glad to see another story with tatzlponies. We need more of 'em.

Comment posted by Warrior Kitten deleted Oct 14th, 2016

Cute :twilightsmile:

And yes, we need more tentacled tongue ponies. They're rather funny :pinkiesmile:

There is ONE way I know they can change back to normal ponies, just go through the mirror to the Human Equestria world and then back to Pony Equestria and they would be back to normal, after all the mirror would change them back to their original forms after going back through said portal.

An interesting idea. But what if it turned them into tatzlpeople when they got there?
Joking aside, I imagine the mirror doesn't put that much thought into things or Twilight would be a unicorn again.

7642688 Okay fine, take the fun out of it, thought I was thinking also of what if some ponies who hate that they got turned into Tatzleponies and then things turned dark, like say if a colt of filly was disowned by their family because they turned into a Tatzlepony or if they were attacked because of what they were now, I was thinking that they might see being a Tatzlepony as a curse and might try to end it all then so they wouldn't be like that anymore. Sure I got nothing against Tatzleponies it's just things like this I hate where the ponies are FORCED into this, I would think a blast of Harmony powers would UNDO the chaos effects of the tea since Discord was the one who made said tea anyway.

It seems you put a lot of thought into this.
But wouldn't this be about the same as a pony being born a different breed? An earthpony in a family of unicorns for example. Or a pegasus being shunned for loosing a wing in an accident.
Not saying it's right, but humans have and still use excuses even more flimsy and pathetic then that.
Personally I like to imagine Equestria being a bit more friendly then that, for the most part.

As a side note. Although Discord created the tea, he did so with more mundane methods.

7642953 True, but you forget this is a Magical Tea that TURNED Earth, Pegasus, Unicorn AND Alicorn ponies into Tatzleponies, how the BUCK aren't any of those ponies not pissed off or depressed so much that they can't stand what has happened to me, trust me I know what depression can do to a person, I've been that a few times, so I know what I'm talking about.

In the story where they were actually changed. Celestia banning tea was enough to make them so sad over the loss of their national beverage that they didn't care about minor things like who was what.
After that I imagine it went something like
"So nothing is trying to enslave us or destroy the world this week?"
"No. Just some of us have tentacles now."
"I can live with that."
If something isn't actively attacking them, the ponies of Equestria seem to get over things pretty quickly.

Please explain that last joke to me. I'm not that smart.

huh.... ponies may become a bit dwarf like in time it seems....

now if i only knew what mountain they're gonna use....:duck:

Shining Armor stood on the edge of the training field (to avoid explaining why he would be limping across the field) and watched some sparing matches.
The tatzlponies had the advantage of surprise but the disadvantage of still getting used to their new bodies. One stumbled over their own tail while another spun around and used their tail to sweep the hooves out from under their opponent. One tried to dodge an attack by jumping forward and was halfway into the ground when the practice spear came down. A more heated fight looked to be about to end when the tatzlpony lost their spear. The normal crystalpony got cocky and went to finish it only to find themselves unarmed and off balance against a tatzlpony that now held a spear in it's tongues.
He sipped his coffee and gave a nod at the ponies trying to improve their abilities.
Somepony came up behind him. "Looks like you already had a sparing match against a tatzlpony, Sir. I trust you got in a few good jabs with your spear."
And there goes his coffee.

Me after reading that:rainbowlaugh:

Only the tatzlponies burrow. They do so to find their favorite food, chaurus eggs.

7743500 But who's to say that the regular ponies won't join them too to live under/in the mountain?:trixieshiftright:

I saw what you did there. And Burt Gummer would be proud.

7743329 they totally have to use Big Rock Candy Mountain.
(If you dont get it, go to YouTube lol)

7811114 not even gonna try...

I don't want to know:facehoof:

No I was not playing Plague inc. at anytime while writing this.

But were you playing Plague inc shortly before writing it? :trollestia:

Yeah, that sounds about right.

i lost it at cadence and shining

Yea, Im not one of the only few anymore :D

Tremors and DBZA meet. Awesome.

Did Tatzljack burn her tongues, or did she leak from her chin-jaw?

Whatever you think is funnier. But I always imagined her sloping a spoonful because she didn't think about keeping her lower jaws closed.

This story is largely unfocused and random, but it's still funny.

Do you have any idea how this thing started?

I mean, Tatzlwurms aren't even in Skyrim. I don't even think there's a mod for that (which is impressive).

Do you mean Applejacks love of chaurus eggs? Just seems to be a few random edits for fun, as far as I know.

This was written before "Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep" confirmed that Dash would, in fact, enjoy that, correct?

Princess Celestia sniffled as she looked at the map. Every major settlement had been infected. Some smaller areas had, so far, remained clear, but all it took was a sick bird landing in a town to set things off there as well. The good news was that the outpost that was first to be infected had shown sings of recovering, and that tatzlponies did indeed have a resistance to the illness.

While a heartsong about the breaking of a wave of infection would make certain amount of sense, I think you meant "signs of recovering" not "sings". :rainbowwild:

No actually. While part of it was that some people, such as myself, would enjoy such a thing, her slight hesitation was to suggest that Discord was too close to the mark for her comfort.
As much as I'm tempted to leave that in there... fixed.

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