Rainbow Dash teaches Twilight Sparkle and the rest of her friends the way of the game known as Diablo 3. However, only a few minutes into the game does Rainbow realize how odd and dysfunctional her party is.
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Author's notes:
First of all, yes I know that the maximum amount of players in a party is four but please just let it slide, just this once ^^'
A kinda short one-shot I did because, well I can and I'm pumped for Diablo. Instead of doing a full crossover I thought it'd be fun to just write a comedy fic! Hope you guys like how it turned out.
There are very very minor spoilers (I wouldn't even consider them spoilers but better to warn you guys first).
This was done in about 3-4 hours, quality is definitely not assured but randomness is :D
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Credits:
A reading was done by baronyb! Check it out here!
Cover Image by: http://masterrottweiler.deviantart.com/
Diablo belongs to Blizzard Entertainment. I do not own any of their properties.
I think Fluttershy broke the game somewhat
It clearly needs a Patch that disables Pony Ragemode
it was a fairly interesting read.
No, Celestia is not a Wizard, she's a troll.
596258 Hotfix Patch 1.1. Fluttershy no longer able to break game in rage mode.
596282 Its only a matter of time before that class comes into Diablo...
596299
Good thing too.
Otherwise she could have just run through the whole game like a breeze doing the Permadeath insane mode or what its called (i havent played diablo therefor im not too familiar with it. hmm i feel like twilight a bit now)
That would have been OP
THIS WAS AWESOME!
Damn client takes to long to load (can't believe I forgot to do it last night fuck me) and this was just what i needed to get me in the world saving, demon ass kicking mood!
im not too fond of diablo 3 at the moment. THE MOBS TO DO NOT MOVE THEY TELEPORT! and its annoying as a demon hunter XD
just picked this game up at the midnight release. SOOOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!!!
Once again great read...you never disappoint! Now if only I knew more about the Diablo series...haha
I've never played any of the games, but I'll read this one soon regardless.
596258 not even the fourth wall can hold back Flutterage.
597285
Probably true.
IF she knew the direction of it which she apparently doesn't.
Pinkie pie is the only one capable of moving towers 4th wall.
But maybe she would find it in case someone badmouthed all of the mane 6 or did a fiction where they were seriously hurt.
then possibly Flutterrage could go out to the world and do following
A) Turn all onlookers into bronies
B) Kill the whole human race
C) Become a vet and then get a TV channel
D) A+B
Oh so when I try to play I get error 37, but the mane six can just jump on... god damn blizzard
596351 May you be one of the few to save the world!
596478 WIth a melee hero demon hunter's DPS is godly
596503
I know right?
596550 Thank you!
596864 Haha thanks. Just a sort of a diversion from my other stories
597209 Do tell me what you think!
597520 It was because the whole of Ponyville logged on, that's why the servers are dead xD
Nice fanfic my friend, I lol'd hard at some parts, you did a great job depicting the mane 6 playing Diablo 3, the only thing I can say is that you should have ponified the game's characters, but overall, the fan fic was quite enjoyable and funny, great job good sir, you deserve a moustache
SO AWESOME.
Makes me want to go start up a Monk solo campaign. I've been doing Co-Op as a DH and a WD with my friends. But I've got a major trip in less than a day. So no Diablo for almost two weeks. Aww.
598493 it may have turned out that im an idiot and i downloaded and installed the US version instead of the EU
597285
I think in this case Flutterage broke the 2nd wall - the wall of metagame, rather than the wall of reality.
This was hilarious and majorly awesome.
Also, this fic has inspired me to do a Dungeon Siege pony story, except they are characters from the game, not them playing it. So it's not plagiarism and idea-stealing and stuff like that. ;P
598493 I only replied for the sole purpose of making sure you get this message. Would it be okay for me to upload a reading of this to YouTube? If you say no I completely understand.
607682 You would do a reading? :O Go ahead! :D Send me a link when you're done! ^^ Glad you enjoyed it and that I could inspire you to write your own story!
Aww, poor bearers of the Elements of Harmony excluding the bearer of the Element of Magic. They all have their responsibilities so they can't play games, but Twilight's current real-life responsibility IS to play it.
By the way, I've never heard of this before. Should I give it a look?
PS: That Flutterrage scene was awesome.
610141 Never heard of what before? Diablo?
610195
Yes. That.
610198 Diablo is a RPG game and one of the bests I can suggest. Diablo 3 is newly released and if you like RPGs with friends you should definately give it a shot :)
608977 Oh I will, and thanks for giving the O.K. Also, the idea for my story just struck me since I'm playing DS again, and the Diablo is like DS.
610427 haha that game is harsh and unforgiving :P I tried it at my friends house and abandoned it after two hours of desperately playing and cursing.
610450 It is so damn challenging, but after seeing my dad continue to die at the "Dapper Old Gent" in DS3, I know that the first DS is not even CLOSE to that hard. xD
596258
I know right. How can a monk use rage? Only barbarians can use rage
You need to do a fic where the Mane 6 attends a Comic Book Convention and hilarity ensures.
917722 Hmm...that actually sounds interesting. Might take that up :) You'll be given full credit for the idea if I do ^^
919064
Thanks! Let me know if you do it.
*grins* very cute, Seems a bit like Celly is spying on Twi with that ending tho
I decided to look up Diablo III in hopes of a fic, this was the # 1 AND # 2 slots on the search.
Can't wait, though I feel that when I get a party for my Diablo 2 Let's Play...it's gonna go a lot like this...
But that can be determined AFTER I finish reading it.
P.S. I'm a wizard too.
Died.
Goddamnit. Now i want to play Diablo 3.
Next chapter... the group stumbles upon Whimsyshire and hilarity ensues.
Shame that Reaper of Souls wasn't out when you wrote this.
6080808 i'm sure if it had ben this would have ben the line up.
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6575267 but rarity is demon hunter