"Ah, AHH AHHH CHOOO!"
BANG! THUD! Thud thudthudthud!
From behind the podium a striped billiard ball rolled across the stage.

... Would have been hilarious if someone got hurt...

Great chapter, but there's few minor things you may want to edit.

Shining Thought about it for a second, trying to think of something sexy.

That shouldn't be capitalized.

"I told you. It's like having two tales with him," Cadence said.

That should be "tails".

"Good luck," they both said in unison."

And you'll want to delete that last quotation mark.

6149446 Fixed. Thank you.

I was just thinking today about how it had been so long since this updated!

Pretty sexy, although I am looking forward more to the wrong potion chapter. However, that billiard game was awesome, and that final scene was simultaneously sexy and hilarious.

BWAHAhahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The right potion or the horny potion?

6149857 it is anti pregno potion or definetly pregno potion.

You glorious motherfucker
Loved everything about this chapter, especially that ending can't wait for the alt version

The secret of a famous author... Have something to keep you going, no matter what it is... I'm sure that was the moral of the lesson

I suppouse that means that Cadence won.

BLOODY BRILLIANT!!! MOAR!

I was really hoping Shinning would find out about his real relationship with Twilight, the stuff with the billiard balls was good though.

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Ending 1

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#NOPE

But then again, he realized, he ass had been getting quite a workout today.

But then again, he realized, her ass had been getting quite a workout today.

6160548 Fixed. Thank you.

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Yay, we get the best of both worlds :)

Looking forward to more.

That gif inspired me to try and find the source, now I might have to watch Game of Thrones.

6161922 Season 2, Episode 9: Battle of Blackwater Bay

That last line... Even though I knew that was gonna happen, I think you broke my sides.

I got that ending play out in my head like :
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6149759 I will never look at billiards the same way again. Though whether that's a good thing or a bad thing, I'm undecided about.

6182610 I don't think anypony would want to fluff Opal.

6185917 saw there was a sequel *GASP* sweet.

ok then I about peed my self laughing that is just too good.

This was confusing, disgusting, sexy, arousing, and intriguing.

In short it was amazing. Good shit bro.

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Ha! "Good shit".

EDIT: Added Celestia emoticon

She dropped the old tome on the stand and let it fall open, raising a bit of dust. Velvet tried to wave it away with her hoof, but it was too late. "Ah, AHH AHHH CHOOO!"

BANG! THUD! Thud thudthudthud!

From behind the podium, a striped billiard ball rolled across the stage.

Velvet and the crowd silently watched the billard ball roll across the stage.
After the ball stopped, the crowd turned to Velvet in unison and Velvet looked back.
Velvet, with a blush, defensively stated, "I write copious amounts of smut! What else do you expect from me?"

Weird that the table only had two sticks, but then again, it would be unfair for two to team up against one.

Also, they went straight into anal without taking a morning dump?