Diamond Tiara, Alicorn Princess

by VitalSpark

Chapter 6 — Princess Diamond Tiara chooses a consort

So you're in Princess Diamond Tiara's room and Princess Diamond Tiara comes in and she's like, "hey, Silverspoon, I finally got rid of Twilight. She was like all trying to kiss me and stuff, and I was like all, no, no, I only have eyes for Silverspoon, so anyway she's gone now and we can do it."

And you're like, "yay, because you're so hot Di, and you're so sexy, and so powerful, and famous, and beautiful, and awesome."

And she's like, "please call me Princess Diamond Tiara."

And you're like, "sorry, Princess Diamond Tiara."

And she zaps you on the flank with her alicorn magic. And you like really enjoy that but I can't go into detail about what way you enjoy that because this is T-rated, but you really enjoy it if you catch my drift. (You do, right?)

And then you do it, and you both really enjoy it, but again I can't go into details, because T-rated.

And a few hours later, because it lasts for hours, she's like, "holy buck, Silverspoon, why have we never done that before?" and you're like, "I've been waiting to do that since I first met you," and she's like, "but we've known each other since we were, like, 4. You're seriously saying you wanted to do that when we were 4," and you're all like, "yes".

And then she uses her alicorn magic to make a diamond ring and she gets down on three knees and says, "Silverspoon, will you marry me?" and you jump and and down and start fangirlling like seriously a lot, and then you say, "yes," and she smiles at you and gets up from her knees and you kiss and hug and do that sort of stuff, but you don't do it again. Not in this chapter anyway.

And then she says, "but that doesn't mean you'll be a princess. You can be like… a baroness."

And you're like, "a baroness? That sounds worse than what I am now."

And she says, "wait a minute, are the Cutie Mark Crybabies downstairs still?"

And you're like, "I think so," and she's like, "let's go downstairs and tell them about our engagement," and you're like so happy and you nod.

Author's Note:

And this chapter is in the second person from Silverspoon's perspective, because everyone likes sex scenes to be written in the second person, don't they?

Comments

[SpookyPrincesssa]

The one time a story with chapters less then 1,000 words is actually good.

[Skunkiss]

she gets down on three knees and says, "Silverspoon, will you marry me?" and you jump and and down and start fangirlling like seriously a lot, and then you say, "yes,"

This is the most romantic thing I have ever read.
They should make a movie-trilogy about this.

[VitalSpark]

5897925

They should make a movie-trilogy about this.

I'm already in negotiations.

[Telaros]

5897980 Just don't cave to Sony's demands of wanting to do their own movie out of it and leave you out of the planning stages. They will only milk the IP with crappy trilogies that will reset the canon every time they run out of base ideas. Because unlike the effort you put into these 300-500 word masterpieces, they will only do the most minimalist attempt at a screenplay!

[VitalSpark]

5900492 I think if I'd really pushed myself on chapter 5, it could have gone all the way to the big 600.

[Telaros]

These chapters contain less sodium and sugars than a can of Dr. Pepper. Allowing you to indulge in more words than your optometrist would normally recommend.

What are you waiting for? Pop a few chapters today!

[Telaros]

5900494 My teachers and momma taught me that pushing others isn't nice. So by extension, you shouldn't push yourself. It's not nice.

[thereallegend123]

Then again, maybe Silver Spoon is the author.

[Infinity Shade]

So many lelz.
Too lazy to read more today.
But btw, while reading this, I totally heard Diamond Tiara's voice in my head like RD'S in this
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